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Nash Hash 2003

by Forever Blowing, the Septics and Hash Drunk
LVH3 Hounds: No More Cum, Bubbles, Forever Blowing, Antiseptic, Cyberseptic, Gossamer, Atomic Caton, Hash Drunk, Pickmeup

Held on 22nd to 25th August at Westonbirt Girls School, Gloucestershire

Friday (GM's log Day 84)

Saturday (GM's log Day 85)

Sunday (GM's log Day 86)

Monday (GM's log Day 87)

Overall:

NOW:
How to write about Alasdair. All I have to say is that his name is Hash Drunk and he has a whole title to himself, the rest is rather self-explanatory. But for the sake of laughs I will explain further in depth! The first HD like thing HD did was on the journey down when his image of a fourteen-seater bus was somewhat smaller than ours. It was highly amusing for me in the second row back, swinging round the corners hearing gasps and exclamations from Pick-me-up and the occasional, sheepish apology from the driving seat. He was driving so fast we even missed the turn off and led Atomic Caton down the wrong road, through a garage and back again. But we made it in the end and it was soon time for HD to start on the whisky. He and Pick-me-up had both made an effort with the 70s dressing up and HD looked like Austin Powers' long lost uncle! It didn't take him long to reach his usual Hash Drunk state and we all took great amusement in watching him sway randomly out of time with the music. Pick-me-up eventually took him to bed before anyone else and as myself, the Septics and Atomic Caton wondered back to the tent we saw a torch light coming from their tent shooting around as if following a hyper-active fly! We imagined the conversation inside:

Julie: "Alasdair, hold the torch still!"

Alasdair: "I am!!"

PMU explained the next morning that she thought the torch was coming from outside the tent it was doing so little good. So a new day and HD refused to do the ball breaker as he felt too ill and did the run with us. He also was very tempted to do the half-mile short cut until PMU scoffed and said "Huh, I'm not doing it"! At one point his confusion reached breaking point when he went behind a tree for a pee but didn't realise the run almost doubled back on itself so everyone got full view of his actions. That night was rather similar to the night before with HD drinking an awful lot and getting taken to bed eventually, although his dancing was a little more energetic! But it was in the final disco that he really outdid himself and showed everyone his best dance moves! He'd been drinking from lunch time and it seemed determined to show PMU a good time and dance for her! Legs and arms were flailing wildly causing minor injuries to nearby spectators, but the beer kept coming and HD got slower and slower until Julie thought she' d helped by dancing with him energetically. This knocked him for six and she had to lead him to a seat, which he only just managed to sit on and that 's where he stayed! But he was still the height of entertainment for passers by with video cameras etc. We threw some water over him but received the smallest of reactions and PMU decided enough was enough and we all took him back to the tent! So I can't make up my mind on the biggest achievement for HD, making it to the toilet and back without getting lost, being the worst dancer there (a difficult task!) or being too ill to run on the Monday morning. All in all it was a successful weekend for the hash drunk of hash drunks!!!

Forever Blowing

Write up by Forever Blowing

Wednesday 27th August 2003 at 6:01am