Lune Valley Hash House Harriers

Sunday 22nd October 2017
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Who are the Mismanagement?

Mismanagement is a loose term that describes those who attempt to run LVH3. The mismanagement are chosen annually at our Annual General P*ss Up (AGPU) which is usually held on or near the anniversary of our misconception.

Grand Master Antiseptic

Antiseptic

The Grand Master is seen as the figurehead of the hash. Someone of great standing and natural authority who makes the final indecision.

Religious Advisor Bubbles

Bubbles

The role of the Religious Advisor is to hand out justice for any misdemeanours that have occurred on the r*n. This is done in the "circle" after the r*n where the RA dispenses "Down Downs", a punishment consisting of a measure of ale which is taken whilst the rest of the hash sing a rousing chorus.

Deputy Religious Advisor White Noise

White Noise

The Deputy Religious Advisor ensures justice is seen to be done when the 'RA' is absent.

On Sec Highway

Highway

The On Sec deals with all the mundane administrative duties.

Hare Raiser Forever Blowing

Forever Blowing

You will hare a r*n. The Hare Raiser has ways of making this happen!

Hash Bucket Baldbrick

Baldbrick

A very important role. This person is responsible for keeping the bucket replenished ready for the next r*n.

Hash Cash Upperskirt

Upperskirt

The name says it all really! Hash Cash looks after the money. You pay Hash Cash at each r*n and at any other time you are asked for money.

Hash Flash Forever Blowing

Forever Blowing

We do our best to immortalise our ventures and as such we designate someone to ensure we are recorded in the anals of history. This website permits any member to upload their own photos once logged in.

Hash Haberdash Sir Tom Tom

Sir Tom Tom

We like to be seen in style and to celebrate special r*ns. Hash Haberdash enables that to happen by procuring quality garments in a timely and cost efficient manner.

Hash Horn Baldbrick

Baldbrick

A most important job! The Hash Horn carries a, well, a horn which is blown so that the "Knitting Circle" at the rear can hear which way is on.

Web Master Minor Twat

Minor Twat

If you're reading this then this person is doing their job. If you can't read this, our mismanagement is up to our usual standards.

Lune Valley Hash House Harriers Mismanagement

We can organise a p*ss up in a brewery! We have managed to record, for posterity, our mismanagement year by year. Check it out...

2016

Grand MasterAntiseptic

Religious AdvisorBubbles

Deputy Religious AdvisorWhite Noise

On SecHighway

Hare RaiserForever Blowing

Hash BucketBaldbrick

Hash CashUpperskirt

Hash FlashForever Blowing

Hash HaberdashSir Tom Tom

Hash HornBaldbrick

Web MasterMinor Twat

AGPU held on Sunday 13th November 2016

2015

Grand MasterForever Blowing

Religious AdvisorTwisted

Deputy Religious AdvisorDormouse

On SecHighway

Hare RaiserBubbles

Hash BucketBaldbrick

Hash CashUpperskirt

Hash FlashBitter

Hash HaberdashAntiseptic

Hash HornBaldbrick

Song MasterWhite Noise

Web MasterMinor Twat

AGPU held on Sunday 8th November 2015

2014

Grand MasterCyberseptic

Religious AdvisorDormouse

Deputy Religious AdvisorSir Tom Tom

On SecHighway

Hare RaiserBubbles

Hash BucketBaldbrick

Hash CashUpperskirt

Hash FlashBitter

Hash HaberdashAntiseptic

Hash HornBaldbrick

Song MasterWhite Noise

Web MasterMinor Twat

AGPU held on Sunday 9th November 2014

2013

Grand MasterCyberseptic

Religious AdvisorDormouse

Deputy Religious AdvisorBaldbrick

On SecHighway

Hash BucketBaldbrick

Hash CashUpperskirt

Hash FlashBitter

Hash HaberdashAntiseptic

Hash HornBaldbrick

Song MasterWhite Noise

Web MasterMinor Twat

AGPU held on Sunday 17th November 2013

2012

Grand MasterSir Tom Tom

Religious AdvisorBaldbrick

Deputy Religious AdvisorNo More Cum

On SecCyberseptic

Hash CashUpperskirt

Hash FlashBitter

Hash HaberdashAntiseptic

Hash HornBaldbrick

Song MasterWhite Noise

Web MasterMinor Twat

AGPU held on Sunday 11th November 2012

2011

Grand MasterUpperskirt

Religious AdvisorSir Tom Tom

On SecCyberseptic

Hash CashUpperskirt

Hash FlashBitter

Hash HaberdashAntiseptic

Hash HornBaldbrick

Song MasterWhite Noise

Web MasterCyberseptic

AGPU held on Sunday 27th November 2011

2010

Grand MasterMorticia

Religious AdvisorWhite Noise

On SecSir Tom Tom

Hash CashUpperskirt

Hash FlashBitter

Hash HaberdashAntiseptic

Hash HornBaldbrick

Song MasterCyberseptic

Web MasterSir Tom Tom

AGPU held on Friday 22nd October 2010

2009

Grand MasterTwisted

Religious AdvisorLurch

Deputy Religious AdvisorCyberseptic

On SecSir Tom Tom

Hash CashUpperskirt

Hash FlashBitter

Hash HaberdashAntiseptic

Hash HornBaldbrick

Web MasterSir Tom Tom

AGPU held on Sunday 8th November 2009

2008

Grand MasterBaldbrick

Religious AdvisorCyberseptic

Deputy Religious AdvisorTwisted

On SecMaster Baker

Hash CashUpperskirt

Hash FlashBitter

Hash HaberdashAntiseptic

Hash HornBaldbrick

Song MasterCyberseptic

Web MasterMaster Baker

AGPU held on Sunday 23rd November 2008

2007

Grand MasterOff His Trolley

Religious AdvisorCyberseptic

Deputy Religious AdvisorTwisted

On SecMaster Baker

Hash CashUpperskirt

Hash FlashBitter

Hash HaberdashAntiseptic

Hash HornBaldbrick

Song MasterCyberseptic

Web MasterMaster Baker

AGPU held on Saturday 27th October 2007

2006

Grand MasterMajor Twit

Religious AdvisorTwisted

Deputy Religious AdvisorBaldbrick

On SecMinor Twat

Hash CashUpperskirt

Hash FlashBitter

Hash HaberdashForever Blowing

Hash HornBaldbrick

Song MasterCyberseptic

Web MasterMinor Twat

AGPU held on Sunday 22nd October 2006

2005

Grand MasterLurch

Religious AdvisorBaldbrick

On SecMinor Twat

Hash CashUpperskirt

Hash FlashForever Blowing

Hash HaberdashForever Blowing

Song MasterCyberseptic

Web MasterMinor Twat

AGPU held on Sunday 23rd October 2005

2004

Grand MasterForever Blowing

Religious AdvisorAntiseptic

Deputy Religious AdvisorBaldbrick

On SecBubbles

Hash CashUpperskirt

Hash FlashMinor Twat

Hash HaberdashUpperskirt

Song MasterWhite Noise

Web MasterMinor Twat

AGPU held on Sunday 24th October 2004

2003

Grand MasterCyberseptic

Joint MasterFugitive Nipple

Religious AdvisorSlackbladder

Deputy Religious AdvisorForever Blowing

On SecPick Me Up

Hash CashLurch

Hash HaberdashNo More Cum

Hash HornLurch

Web MasterForever Blowing

AGPU held on Sunday 26th October 2003

2002

Grand MasterNo More Cum

Religious AdvisorSlackbladder

On SecPick Me Up

Hash CashAtomic Caton

Hash HaberdashNo More Cum

Hash HornP-dough

Web MasterForever Blowing

AGPU held on Sunday 20th October 2002

2001

Grand MasterHash Drunk

Religious AdvisorNo More Cum

On SecForever Blowing

Hash CashPick Me Up

Hash FlashThe Confessor

Hash HaberdashNo More Cum

Hash HornBubbles

Web MasterLurch

AGPU held on Sunday 28th October 2001

2000 - our founding year

Grand MasterBubbles

Religious AdvisorHash Drunk

On SecForever Blowing

Hash CashPick Me Up

Hash FlashSlackbladder

Hash HaberdashNo More Cum

AGPU held on Sunday 22nd October 2000