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R*n 619 location

R*n 619 started from Calder Vale Club Car Park, Calder Vale and the On Inn was Kenlis Arms, Catterall.

Who ran 619? - data up to & including this r*n

Hash HandleHareHoundTotal
Bitter - Hare45203248
Twisted - Hare45217262
Arkwright145
Baldbrick37387424
Biscuit Bandit033
Bubbles71319390
Dripper02020
Forever Blowing63320383
Highway25263288
Lurch57310367
Major Twit29195224
Minor Twat21183204
Morticia56313369
Off His Trolley26247273
Sir Tom Tom41223264
Small Bush178
Toy Boy (Visitor)02929
Upperskirt34444478
Virgin: Just Barry (Visitor)022
White Noise22225247

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On Inn - Kenlis Arms, Catterall

Image of Kenlis Arms, Catterall

This was our 2nd visit. We also visited on...

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Sunday 9th April 2017 at 11:00am

DaytimeR*n 619 »

Calder Vale - IMNBPBTVAA

There was an old hasher called Bitter
Who follows Lune Valley on Twitter
He set today's r*n
And ordered the sun,
That trainspotting hasher called Bitter

There's also a hasher called Twisted
Who's hared lots of r*ns that are listed
She shouts very loud
Whilst ahead of the crowd
that Front Running B**** called Twisted

There's a couple called Morticia and Lurch
Who used to live near to the church
They've moved nearer to town
But still get a down down
For blaming their lateness on Lurch

There's a young hasher named Biscuit Bandit
Who'd been caught in the bucket red handed
He was tied to the dog
Over stiles and through bog
That newly named lad, Biscuit Bandit

Our esteemed RA is called Bubbles
He watches for us and our troubles
He writes them down quick
And then takes his pick
Down-downs in the circle with Bubbles!

There are 2 biker hashers called Twit Twot
Arriving in the sun they looked hot
They took off their gear
And ran front and rear
Those 2 biker hashers called Twit Twot

There's a long distance driver called Highway
Who chauffeurs a lady called Layby
He hashed like a Lord
In his trousers of cord
That gentleman hasher called Highway

There's a great hashing club called Lune Valley
Whose members are usually quite pally
But we'd swap Baldbrick's hooter
For a mobility scooter
Those generous hashers from Lune Valley!

Forever Blowing

Write up by Forever Blowing

9th April 2017 at 4:45pm


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  2. Forever Blowing
    Forever Blowing Haha!!
    11th April 2017 at 3:05pm
  3. Twisted
    Twisted Oh no ...... Look what you have started FB!😳😳
    11th April 2017 at 5:35pm
  4. Slackbladder
    Slackbladder A man named Bubbles formed a H*sh
    And to Canton brought so much disorder
    His partner in crime, H*shdrunk did a bunk
    And now resides over the border.
    11th April 2017 at 6:03pm
  5. Twisted
    Twisted Bum bum!
    11th April 2017 at 7:51pm
  6. Slackbladder
    Slackbladder Slackbladder was left feeling quite vexed
    At the spelling mistake in his text
    He said Canton, when he meant Caton
    So now he's leaving this page,
    On On!
    18th April 2017 at 8:29am