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R*n 635 location

R*n 635 started from the On Inn - Claylands Caravan Park, Garstang.

Who ran 635? - data up to & including this r*n

Hash HandleHareHoundTotal
Bitter - Hare46207253
Twisted - Hare46222268
Bone Idle12122
Forever Blowing66328394
Morticia58319377
Off His Trolley27255282
Sir Tom Tom44234278
Tightarse02020
Toy Boy (Visitor)03535
Upperskirt35458493
White Noise23232255

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On Inn - Claylands Caravan Park, Garstang

This was our 3rd visit. We also visited on...

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Wednesday 6th September 2017 at 7:00pm

Full MoonR*n 635 »

Scorton - Summer fun run

Well if I did nothing else last night I made everyone laugh hysterically as I set off from the circle, decided not to take the steps down to the bridge, but went for the nice grassy slope.  Half way down I realised I was skiing down a black slope without my skis. Flailing my arms I hurtled towards the River Wyre at increasing speed. So to avoid a swim I threw myself to the floor rolling in the mud.  Dirty but uninjured and with the sound of hysterical laughter in my ears.  I turned round to see UpperSkirt following me down the slope but on her backside! Sadly there is no photographic evidence! 

The run was Bitter's virgin attempt at haring alone. SirTomTom said it was feast or famine on the farine front and certainly we had to hunt for the flour, but we didn't get lost and it was daylight until the last 10 minutes! Some good long checks and a Rambo split with an un-directional loop so Tightarse and BoneIdle did it one way and Morticia and I went anti-clockwise. We met each other half way round both insisting we were on trail.  Which we were, but only then did Morticia realise that she was on the Rambo split!

Fortunately Twisted had joined us by this time, running the trail in reverse after a fitness class that was somehow more attractive than the Shiggy and flooded paths of her own hash! We all returned back to the carpark within minutes of each other.  The sign of a well executed hash. 

SteppingStones restaurant did not disappoint again, fabulous food and all served within 2 minutes of us all sitting down. A very convivial meal with 10 empty plates. We thought of Highway on his trek along Hadrian's wall enroute to the Great North Run.  On on to the return of the Septics on Sunday.   

Forever Blowing

Write up by Forever Blowing

7th September 2017 at 8:30am


  1. Twisted
    Twisted Would gladly have missed my class in order to have been entertained by the hash crashers, but pleased no one was hurt (other than pride perhaps)?! Promise I won't let Bitter out to set a trail on his own again, although I was mighty relieved he managed to lay the same trail we had reccd' together previously! Looking forward to a free drink to celebrate Cyber's birthday on Sunday - On On x
    7th September 2017 at 3:50pm