R*n 112: Littledale

Another amazing morning with an amazing run for all the hashers to do.  Starting from the highest point of the run the rambo's went off in one direction and the wimps in another.  In fact the wimps started off ok but after the second stile went in the wrong direction but soon got back onto the correct trail.  The hares went speeding off on a mercy mission to collect Peeping Tim who arrived late and just managed to arrive at the beer stop before the FRB's got there.  After a refreshing stop and one rationed jelly baby each, before the knitting circle which consisted of Wino, Cupcake and Flossie (collectively Atomic Kitten) had arrived, the rambo's were set off in one direction and the wimps in another.  From now on the rambo's would have to work hard to catch the wimps.  The knitting circle decided to continue on route and set off following the other wimp's.  Cum Yak Yak had arrived at the beer stop in a land rover with Bubbles and she now had a lift with the hares to the On BBQ.  Upper Skirt was the first hasher to arrive at the On BBQ ahead of all the rambo's with most hashers arriving soon after.  Even the knitting circle arrived before No More Cum and Talking Pussy who said they'd been bonding! whatever that means.

The circle was formed and down-down's were given out to all and sundry with thanks to The Lune Valley hash for a wonderful weekend - which it was!!, a hello to Blackhead and Tripod who are joining the LVH, the dancing queens, the Bees Knees, and a severe icing for Mouldy from the Atomic Kittens-  well for being Mouldy and doing lots of horrible things to his girlfriend Wino, like forgetting her birthday!  And our (hobbling) LVH3 Pat was named "Thomas the Wank Engine" "Twe" for short.  Lunch was gratefully gobbled and washed down with more ale as everyone relaxed in the Forever Blowing & Bubbles new garden.  The sad bit was saying goodbye... but we'll meet again, someday.