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R*n 139 location

R*n 139 started from the On Inn - Eagles Head, Over Kellet.

Who ran 139? - data up to & including this r*n

Hash HandleHareHoundTotal
Baldbrick - Hare42327
Upperskirt - Hare43943
Bitter11112
Bubbles2891119
Dickhead099
Forever Blowing1799116
Fugitive Nipple83341
Major Twit11920
Minor Twat11516
No Hope044
Twisted11112
Wobbly Hooker044

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Sunday 27th March 2005 at 1:00pm

DaytimeR*n 139 »

Over Kellet - Easter Day

Imagine the boost to my eg(g)o to be appointed scribe after just 3 runs.  Will do my best not to get egg on my face.  An eggsited but eggstremely small pack of 10 turned out for the run, all looking forward to a bit of eggcercise in the eggxotic Over Kellet area.

The start took us up an eggstended climb to the eggdge of the eggstremely dangerous quarry.  We then had a nice run through the woods, able to eggsplore the flora and fauna on the way.  With lungs eggsploding I chose to take all 3 of the wimp options, never being one to take the long route from A to B.  Eggceptional views of the countryside followed and I had the rare eggsperience of being the first to the beer and egg stop.  Nipple wasn't far behind wearing what we thought were Red Ron Hills, but turned out to be his legs!

Diane (as she was then) turned out to be the Hash Crash for the day after an eggstraordinary altercation with a stile.

On from the beer stop I eggsperimented with my only rambo loop of the day- anything for dry feet.  Just before I eggspired we re-entered Over Kellet and on in to the circle.

Down downs went to the hares, Baldbrick and Upperskirt for an eggceedingly good run light on the flour.  This was followed by Nipple and Minor Tw*t for long and shortcutting-with Minor Tw*t not even making it out of the laager by my recollection.  Diane was baptised Wobbly Hooker and also punished for her Hash Crash.  No Hope got away without a down down as the GM couldn't remember why I was to be punished and Twisted's comment about the erection we were standing under also went unpunished. All in all a good day was had and the majority retired to the pub to ruminate over their eggsperinces.

On On to the next one............................

No Hope

Write up by No Hope

2nd April 2005 at 7:53am