R*n 250 started from the On Inn - Hare & Hounds, Levens.
Hash Handle | Hare | Hound | Total |
---|---|---|---|
Baldbrick - Hare | 12 | 106 | 118 |
Master Baker - Hare | 5 | 54 | 59 |
Upperskirt - Hare | 12 | 134 | 146 |
Antiseptic | 26 | 109 | 135 |
Bedside Manner | 4 | 35 | 39 |
Bitter | 11 | 64 | 75 |
Bubbles | 40 | 162 | 202 |
Chemical Alley | 3 | 7 | 10 |
Cum Yak Yak | 4 | 70 | 74 |
Cyberseptic | 31 | 100 | 131 |
Dormouse | 3 | 24 | 27 |
Feels on Wheels | 7 | 54 | 61 |
Forever Blowing | 29 | 159 | 188 |
Full Member | 2 | 21 | 23 |
Highway | 6 | 74 | 80 |
Madge | 7 | 32 | 39 |
Major Twit | 8 | 93 | 101 |
Minor Twat | 11 | 79 | 90 |
No More Cum | 17 | 95 | 112 |
Syd | 7 | 33 | 40 |
Thunder Dick | 5 | 38 | 43 |
Tooth Fairy | 10 | 37 | 47 |
Twisted | 11 | 65 | 76 |
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This was our 3rd visit. We also visited on...
Aa proper village pub, full of character, with a mean cocktail list, local cask ales, great craft beers and delicious comfort food.
AN IMPORTANT HEALTH WARNING IS ENCLOSED
Arriving late is always a mistake- you get this job
Arriving late and with a tan is a mistake - you get this job and a whole load of grief!
I arrived late. At Levens ,dropped off by my father who went on kindly to Kendal to get a punctured tyre replaced, whilst I ran around with a group of tartan clad (well most of them) hashers.
Off to an early check, not along the level as Major Twit and I checked, but of course UP the hill. Through the village and more UP, then through fields, over hill and dale. A kissing gate, more running, a kissing gate, more running, a kissing gate. I forget how many, but there end result will be a major cross infection of the pack of that well known bacterium “Staph. Hashacoccus”. See later
Appropriate libation at the drinks stop was available. A final fishhook got the pack more or less together by the end of the run.
Down Downs to
I enclose some important information released by the Ministry of Health for the attention of all the readers of this leaflet
Name: Staph. Hashacoccus
Mode of Infectivity: Activity at kissing gates
Incubation Period: about 2 weeks
Signs and Symptoms: loss of tartan which was present at the time of infectivity desire to run around the countryside in a pack
Cure: none known
p.s. on my return home my father informed me that not only had I had to get 1 new tyre, not 2, not 3... but 4.….yes 4 new tyres!!!! That’s the last time I let him out alone in my car!!
Write up by Tooth Fairy
2nd February 2008 at 5:53am