We met on a fine dry evening in the playground of the Greyhound Secondary School. Sir gave a lecture about the 3 modules we were to complete before 8.30 but we, the pupils, got fed up and ran off. Having completed the maths lesson on circuititous routes we passed the school at breaktime.  Full member and Mortica went to the loo and Twisted and I (AS) gave our dinner order. We followed playtime with a route by the river to the art lesson at the Crook O'Lune.

Upper Skirt was the class tell-tale and having spied trail as far away as the fields in Brookhouse Twisted asked Sir if we could take a short cut so that we could get back to school before home time. Sir expalined that we had only completed the first module and would have to cut module 2 short and possibly not complete module 3.... we got confused and Sir showed us the way. We ran all the way back to school but we all got a C minus and were dismissed and placed in detention. This led to a class revolt so not one pupil stayed for punishments. Grades aside, school dinners have improved immensely and now are served with beer! Will go back to this school again!