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R*n 324 location

R*n 324 started from the On Inn - Masons Arms, Ingleton.

Who ran 324? - data up to & including this r*n

Hash HandleHareHoundTotal
Baldbrick - Hare15152167
Cum Yak Yak58489
Forever Blowing33190223
Master Baker12108120
No More Cum19115134
Sir Tom Tom52934

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On Inn - Masons Arms, Ingleton

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This was our 1st visit. We also visited on...

The Mason's Arms lies at the heart of this delightful village and is the perfect place to stay when exploring the area. Our warm welcome, friendly locals, exceptional atmosphere, great cooking and comfortable rooms offer all you could want during your stay with us. We take immense pride in sharing the beauty of the area with our guests and ensure we have all the information you will need to plan your stay. Although a pub in the truly traditional sense, The Mason's Arms has extended its welcome to include Bed and Breakfast guests who return time and again.


Sunday 8th November 2009 at 11:00am

DaytimeR*n 324 »

Ingleton - AGPU

Captain’s Log.  Star Date 08111100.

The crew of the Hash-Ship Enterprise had beamed down onto the waterworld of Ingleton onto a patch of dry land in the proximity of the Masons Arms.  Its 9 year mission to go boldly where no one has gone before.

Grand Master Baldbrick had reconnoitred waterworld where rain fell more or less continuously for weeks on end. Baldbrick’s report unusually was recorded and he fished out the instructions from a pocket and read to the main party. The mission to find an ‘unusual’ sight on Rambo 3. Rules of engagement : three Rambos splits with matching Wimps, Fishhook. Check.

Proceeding heedless of danger, the crew left the safety of asphalt and headed into paddy fields and stumbled onto white sticky patches, that analysis proved to be harmless flour.

The Enterprise Shuttle carried supplies including the dangerous exploding jammy dodgers and drinks to a rendezvous, but took off again before any but the leading crew members could be injured. The manoeuvre was repeated several times during the mission, leading to frustration.

A lonely humanoid female was encountered at one such rendez-vous and was offered the hand of friendship and a jammy dodger, before continuing swiftly and perhaps wisely in the opposite direction.

Skies cleared revealing a strangely beautiful landscape. A verdant green, Ingleborough, Lunesdale laid out before the crew, tantalising, siren like call.

Mission over and the crew received the wisdom of deputy RA Twisted. Specific awards for Hash Crasher Upperskirt, No More Cum for compassion on the temporary loss of crew Highways (“Oh f*ck him”), MasterBaker for revealingly tight shorts and FRB, Baldbrick (not sure why) and Twisted for leaving posh coat on previous mission.

Despite a safe return, GM was relieved of duty and Twisted stepped into his Wellingtons, On Sec stepped down to give way to Sir Tom Tom.  Lurch becomes RA and other officers, Hash Cash (UpperSkirt), Hash Flash (Bitter) and Hash Haberdash continue their sterling work.


Write up by Lurch

14th November 2009 at 5:53am