R*n 341: Beetham

Septics didn’t have anybody to get them to the start on time – so we were late and after our respected GM told us: ‘Since you two are last to arrive you can choose who scribes’, Thunderdick let me choose a stone in his hands and I got landed with this duty.

Bright, dry day, some sunshine, cool NE breeze and one hare deserted us straight away – some parental duty to go to and he didn’t want to face the wrath of Bedside Manner if he didn’t attend another christening – NO not Izzy again!

Dry underfoot, some amazing views, orchids, bluebells, deer, sheep, miserable old man who didn’t like Baldbrick shouting and blowing his horn on the sands – thought someone was in distress, which we were, it was a hash run!

Basically, we sort of ran around some footpaths, up and down some hills, through some woods, along the seashore, over some fields and ended where we started.

Things that happened on route included:

• Cyber getting to the beerstop in his own time after stopping to p*** only to be greeted by ‘Are you lost?’  No I’m at the beerstop!
• Highway followed his own trail in the direction of where he thought the sound of the horn was coming from and made us all VERY worried at the beer stop until we saw him capering down the path for his beer – can never keep a hasher from his beer.  He was greeted with ‘Where did you get to?’ ‘If I knew that I wouldn’t have got lost!’ Hashers are not known for their intelligent comments.

Dormouse, Speedbump, Bubbles, Bitter and Harry the dog were all goodytwoshoes as for the rest, downdowns were awarded to:

• Antiseptic and Cyberseptic for usurping the right of the RA to be the last to arrive.
• Antiseptic and Twisted for their intelligent comments at the beerstop.
• Baldbrick for his misleading horn blowing
• Antiseptic for making a very valid comment when faced with yet another hill to run at very near to the end ‘Oh dear yet another hill to run up’ OR two words, the second being ‘Hell’.
• Highway for doing his own trail

It were a grand day out and spiffing fun!