Chronological disaster strikes Hash!

The end is nigh! In a plotline sufficient to fill a whole series of Torchwood, self-inflicted catastrophe was unleashed by the Duddon Valley hashers!

In a totally selfish act, unparalleled in its reclessness, they DECIDED NOT TO R*N ON FRIDAY EVENING. Their pathetic and sole reason for this was that THE WEATHER WASN'T VERY NICE. I ASK YOU, IS THIS SUFFICIENT EXCUSE?

So instead they tootled down the pub, leaving havoc in their wake. Oh yes, they ran it all right - ON THE SATURDAY EVENING INSTEAD. This, of course means that R*N 385 TOOK PLACE AFTER R*N 386! I mean, what sort of chaos is this going to throw the world into? Civilisations have crashed on less than this. The whole infrastructure of responsible society is threatened. Only BAD THINGS will come of this, mark my words! Anarchy! Doom is upon us. The sky will come crashing down!

Oh, the R*n itself? Twas good, although we live-hared and walked it, on the way t'pub on Saturday, and many decided it made a better format for the weekend. Rock on, anarchists!