Meet Crummy Lonsdale, wot Can't Believe Its Not Butter only gonna sit in't pub wassaworldcomingtoeh? hello Cider Susceptible no Aunty Cesspit today? hug Upacuppa hello hare set off parkland wrong way thats better shiggy Busted drops keys lucky lucky spotted them uphill shiggy downhill shiggy hare Boldbrass pops up behind wall bloody hell running down a river shiggy shiggy coo tarmac catch up with Busted Lunch and She Without Name on long Bimbo uphill still beat Womps WipeNose Off His Brolley Atishoo etc to Beer Stop yum yum mince pies look at good pebble knight in church entrance look at view Womps arrive off again lane shiggy shiggy down to river slither slither shiggy talk to She With No Name shiggy arrive back hey shortish run but good HiThere arrives and Sir TinTin star of new film I believe She With No Name lets hounds loose run around crap crap run around crap crap circle plenty down downs some from previous r*n hellsbellsgetonwithit She With No Name christened Elbow Deep cos she vet still could have been worse Lunch he get downdown for calling people wrong name, Stiff Member and Milk Top? hell wouldn't find me doing that pub chips 9/10 all go home.

Thank you Boldbrass.