Stinkerbell was Hare, the evening was lovely, the pack was a good size for an evening hash and the route was very pretty and well marked, not that it mattered,because Stinkerbell learned her haring skills from Twisted and that means the hare MUST be an FRB as well as hare. When I say well marked that does not include the wimp split which was about a mile in length and from the W sign there were no markings until about 20 yards from where the Rambos joined back up with us, as I was lead wimp and running alone doubt was setting in as to whether I had missed a mark somewhere, but my superior hashing skills, especially in the fields of wimping and shortcutting saw me through and I was able to sit outside the On Inn, pint in hand and wait the return of the rest of the pack. beer was good Pub grub was good, well done that Hare. A personal message to Sir Tom Tom, having read your libellous account of r*n 460, my run, you will be hearing from my solicitor in due course, that is unless Upperskirt catches up to you down a dark alley one moonless night. Be afraid, very afraid. To all other hashers I say On On.

Yer old mate Baldbrick.