Didn't we have a lovely time
The day we hashed from Barbon
A beautiful day we had drinks on the way
And all for just £2 you know.

As we met the road , a whole great load
Of tractors came into view
They were driving to Dent, for charity sent
For The MacMillan Service

We then climbed a hill, which gave us a thrill
As we looked to the view for miles
We startled a man with his paper open
To look at the page 3 lady

Then we ran down the tracks with the sun on our backs
And arrived at the Inn hot and knackered
So we ordered some beer and enjoyed the good cheer
And then went home

Apologies to Debbie Cook and Fiddlers Dram