R*n 484: Caton

Great weather for late November as we stormed the Station Hotel car park with dogs! Well, one dog, the virgin Bodie. Great turnout today though with Hash Drunk, Pick Me Up, Bamboo, Tidal Dave and the family: Four Candles, Short Cutter and Footloose returning after a while away. Four candles bashed this r*n as her ankle is still not fully fit.

Terrific trail on a day like this, up Littledale almost to the wind farm and back. Rambos took a substantial loop extra around Littledale Hall way while we wimps took the white stones path. Great beer stop on Reservoir Lane and return via Brookhouse and the Lune cycleway with a further Rambo split via Kirkbeck fields. Great views all round and hardly a breath of wind.

Down downs for the not-cum-very-ofteners but little in the way of charges from the RA as he admitted not to have noticed our misdemenours, such as they were. A naming procedure for Kate came to nothing in the end as we could not think of any names that bore some relation to her while being vile and repulsive. Better luck when she cums again.

Let me take the opportunity to thank Sir Tom Tom, the outgoing GM, for doing a great job over the year. I hope I will be able to live up to that standard. Thank you also to the hares for stepping up at last minute as this r*n was hareless up to a few days ago.

Cyberseptic

GM