R*n 497: Lancaster

Sunday 23rd March 2014 at 11:00am Daytime

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Upperskirt dreaming about grandma duties

Photo 1 of 17 · By Bitter

We all met up near Ripley School,
We were hoping the hares were not cruel,
Off His Trolley was there
Plus White Noise, our two hares,
(Also Baldbrick, just acting the fool!).

The hashers set off for their run,
Expecting both shiggy and sun.
The trail we'd been set
Was not soggy or wet,
So didn't detract from our fun.

We followed the trail to the Lune,
And hoped that we'd finish quite soon.
But we started to fear
That we'd all still be here
By the light of the silvery moon.

We all joined the circle at last,
Both Rambos and Wimps, slow and fast.
Some people were named,
Some sinners were blamed
(And the volume of beer drunk was VAST).

FOW

Write up by Feels on Wheels — 27th April 2014 at 5:59am

Who ran 497?

Hash Handle ⇅	Hare ⇅	Hound ⇅	Total ⇅
A Antiseptic	48	244	292
B Baldbrick	27	292	319
B Bitter	35	167	202
B Bubbles	56	262	318
C Cyberseptic	60	232	292
DV Darth Vader	1	9	10
D Dripper	0	10	10
FOW Feels on Wheels Scribe	26	130	156
FF Fit Fanny	1	7	8
FB Forever Blowing	45	261	306
JT Jelly Tot Named	0	5	5
LE Loose Elastic	3	19	22
MG Midget Gem Named	0	3	3
OHT Off His Trolley Hare	23	181	204
P PPS	0	2	2
S Smartie Named	0	5	5
TT Tarty Totty	4	15	19
T Twisted	35	180	215
UM Under My	1	3	4
U Upperskirt	28	343	371
WN White Noise Hare	19	166	185