R*n 648 started from Rockform Tiles & Interiors, Brock and the On Inn was Horns Inn, Churchtown.
Hash Handle | Hare | Hound | Total |
---|---|---|---|
Bitter - Hare | 47 | 210 | 257 |
Twisted - Hare | 47 | 225 | 272 |
10K (Visitor) | 0 | 3 | 3 |
15K (Visitor) | 0 | 3 | 3 |
Antiseptic | 60 | 319 | 379 |
Baldbrick | 37 | 407 | 444 |
Bat out of Hell | 0 | 6 | 6 |
Bell End | 0 | 5 | 5 |
Chapped Lips | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Cyberseptic | 76 | 305 | 381 |
Darth Vader | 2 | 66 | 68 |
Forever Blowing | 67 | 338 | 405 |
Gossamer | 1 | 22 | 23 |
Handstroke | 0 | 5 | 5 |
Jelly Tot | 1 | 21 | 22 |
Late Cummer | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Loose Elastic | 7 | 39 | 46 |
Lurch | 60 | 320 | 380 |
Madge | 16 | 83 | 99 |
Major Twit | 31 | 204 | 235 |
Midget Gem | 1 | 18 | 19 |
Minor Twat | 22 | 195 | 217 |
Morticia | 59 | 326 | 385 |
Pendragon | 0 | 6 | 6 |
Pussy Foot | 0 | 4 | 4 |
Sir Tom Tom | 45 | 245 | 290 |
Smartie | 1 | 21 | 22 |
Syd | 14 | 82 | 96 |
Tarty Totty | 8 | 28 | 36 |
Toy Boy (Visitor) | 0 | 40 | 40 |
Upperskirt | 35 | 469 | 504 |
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This was our 2nd visit. We also visited on...
OK, so 8 weeks is quite a long time to write up a hash report, I accept that, and I understand Bitter is on the warpath (scary).
There are however some mitigating circumstances i'd like to offer in my defence. Firstly, the r*n being held on Christmas Eve, which is quite a busy day for a father of 3 young uns', not to mention the following few days. Secondly, the depth of shiggy down by the riverside with one young un on my shoulders for a few miles made recovery slightly longer. Thirdly, and most importantly, the busy christmas period plus the depth of shiggy down by the riverside meant that by the 28th I had full Australian Flu and couldn't lift an arm for weeks and was, along with the rest of the country, having wild hallucinations - mine were about a bunch of mad elves running in deep wet mud by a riverside somewhere.
So, after all these mitigating factors, I hope you will forgive me for the delay. Sadly though I can't remember much more about it due to my severe illness and so have had to call in some witnesses:
Smartie:
'It was quite long and it was very good and i enjoyed it, especially going over a high bridge over the railway. I also liked everyone bringing their hats and christmas jumpers and the winners hat was homemade and much better than the rest'
Jelly Tot:
'It was quite long and I think it was a very good one for people that like running a lot. I also think that it was very flat, wait no not that it was very flat, it was more a bit flat and bumpy but a very good route. The biscuits were very nice and lots of people fell over - I fell over twice and hurt myself on barbed wire and a tree root. Baldbrick wore a quite silly elf suit.
Midget Gem:
'Errrrm. I liked going at the side of the path where the cars were and I really liked the bridge. That's all'.
Write up by Tarty Totty
14th February 2018 at 5:03pm