R*n 666 started from Car park north side of Devils Bridge, Kirkby Lonsdale and the On Inn was Red Dragon, Kirkby Lonsdale.
Hash Handle | Hare | Hound | Total |
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Baldbrick - Hare | 39 | 418 | 457 |
Dormouse | 22 | 181 | 203 |
Forever Blowing | 69 | 348 | 417 |
Highway | 27 | 286 | 313 |
Sir Tom Tom | 46 | 261 | 307 |
Speedbump | 22 | 166 | 188 |
Upperskirt | 37 | 481 | 518 |
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This was our 8th visit. We also visited on...
A Robinsons house serving Hartleys XB, Cumbria Way, Robinsons Unicorn & Dizzy Blonde.
The devil went down to Kirkby
He was looking for a trail to lay
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon a hasher playing on a horn
and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on the stony bridge and said,
"Hash hare let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a hash horn player too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good horn boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a bag of flour against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."
The hare said, "My name's Baldbrick
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best hare that's ever been."
Baldbrick recce up your trail and mark your fish hooks well
'Cause hell's broke loose in Kirkby
And the devil spoils the checks
And if you win you get this giant bag of flour and chalk that’s made all blue
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.
The devil donned his hash shirt and he said,
"I'll start this show."
And flour flew from his fingertips
As he marked the Rambo trail
And he laid some checks and fish hooks across the fields
And he made an evil hiss
Then a band of wimps joined in
And it sounded something like this.
(Demonic hash horn solo!)
When the devil finished Baldbrick said,
"Well you're pretty good ol' son!
But sit down at that beerstop right there
And let me show you how it's done!"
Flour on the mountain, On hounds On
Devil's in the house of the Red Dragon
Beers in the bucket, biscuits in the tub
Highway have you got your phone? Yes FB, yes
The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that bag of flour
In the circle at Baldbrick's feet
Baldbrick said, "Devil, just come on back
if you ever wanna hash again.
I done told you once,
You FRB,
I'm the best hare that's ever been!"
He played:
Flour on the mountain, On hounds On
Devil's in the house of the Red Dragon
Beers in the bucket, biscuits in the tub
UpperSkirt can you find the trail? No, FB, no...
Write up by Forever Blowing
24th June 2018 at 2:44pm