The devil went down to Kirkby

He was looking for a trail to lay

And he was in a bind

'Cause he was way behind

And was willin' to make a deal

When he came upon a hasher playing on a horn

and playin' it hot

And the devil jumped up on the stony bridge and said,

"Hash hare let me tell you what:

I bet you didn't know it

but I'm a hash horn player too,

And if you care to take a dare

I'll make a bet with you

Now you play a pretty good horn boy

But give the devil his due

I'll bet a bag of flour against your soul

'Cause I think I'm better than you."

The hare said, "My name's Baldbrick

And it might be a sin

But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret

'Cause I'm the best hare that's ever been."

Baldbrick recce up your trail and mark your fish hooks well

'Cause hell's broke loose in Kirkby

And the devil spoils the checks

And if you win you get this giant bag of flour and chalk that’s made all blue

But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

The devil donned his hash shirt and he said,

"I'll start this show."

And flour flew from his fingertips

As he marked the Rambo trail

And he laid some checks and fish hooks across the fields

And he made an evil hiss

Then a band of wimps joined in

And it sounded something like this.

(Demonic hash horn solo!)

When the devil finished Baldbrick said,

"Well you're pretty good ol' son!

But sit down at that beerstop right there

And let me show you how it's done!"

Flour on the mountain, On hounds On

Devil's in the house of the Red Dragon

Beers in the bucket, biscuits in the tub

Highway have you got your phone? Yes FB, yes

The devil bowed his head

Because he knew that he'd been beat,

And he laid that bag of flour

In the circle at Baldbrick's feet

Baldbrick said, "Devil, just come on back

if you ever wanna hash again.

I done told you once,

You FRB,

I'm the best hare that's ever been!"

He played:

Flour on the mountain, On hounds On

Devil's in the house of the Red Dragon

Beers in the bucket, biscuits in the tub

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