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R*n 687 location

R*n 687 started from the On Inn - Off His Trolley & White Noise's, Brookhouse.

Who ran 687? - data up to & including this r*n

Hash HandleHareHoundTotal
Off His Trolley - Hare32276308
White Noise - Hare28246274
Fiddler on the Hoof85361
Major Twit34215249
Minor Twat23208231
Sir Tom Tom49273322

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On Inn - Off His Trolley & White Noise's, Brookhouse

This was our 4th visit. We also visited on...


Saturday 22nd December 2018 at 6:00pm

Full MoonR*n 687 »


'Twas a night before Christmas, when all through the house
White Noise was preparing with her long suffering spouse
An evening of food, good company and fun
To follow the labour of a well laid r*n

At six o'clock prompt the circle formed
"Hares on in" - the ritual was performed
No fish hooks or beer stop, one blob and you're on
"Check it out" - the hounds were soon gone

A wimps rambo split appeared all too soon
Under the light of a Christmas full moon
The pack rejoined at the site of the station
That no one was lost was a novel sensation

Staying together we followed the trail
Following a scent of good food and fine ale
Our destination we would all soon reach
A welcome home, On Inn, a villa of beech

Whilst eating our food nicely browned
Outside I heard sleigh bells, a wonderful sound
Looking through the window I thought it a trick
But no! It really was him, Santa! St Nick.

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove and was gone,

with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore

Minor Twat

Write up by Minor Twat

23rd December 2018 at 8:10am