Lune Valley Hash House Harriers

Tuesday 21st September 2021
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R*n 762 location

R*n 762 started from War Memorial, Beetham

Who ran 762? - data up to & including this r*n

Hash HandleHareHoundTotal
Antiseptic - Hare70350420
Cyberseptic - Hare88341429
Baldbrick44491535
Bedside Manner1789106
Belle61218
Bitter54239293
Chapped Lips53641
Cotside Manner73340
Late Cummer53641
Major Twit38241279
Minor Twat25237262
No More Cum27204231
Off His Trolley34312346
Papparassi (Visitor)055
Sir Tom Tom61317378
Twisted54260314
Upperskirt42563605
Wears the Soap52530
White Noise30281311

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Sunday 12th September 2021 at 11:00am

DaytimeR*n 762 »

This was our last r*n

Beetham - Cyberseptic's 69 r*n, second paradise

A goodly crowd gathered to the sound of church bells for what turned out to be an excellent hash in good weather. Smart arse, Upperskirt, got a down down at the start for knowing why it was called "second paradise" and Where's The Soap arrived wearing new shoes so paid the price for that.

The hares then went on (and on) trying to explain the markings before setting the rambos off first and then the wimps - in the opposite direction!

The wimps soon got so delayed trying to decide whether or not Bitter had misunderstood a T mark on the lane or whether there was any flour in the field by the circle with 3 blobs, that it was not long before the rambos caught and passed us.

However, the wimps were the first at the beer stop so we had ample time for a refreshment break. The hares then gave another bit of confusing advice re gates and whether or not we should go through but when we got there it was well marked as was the rest of the trail.

For once, the wimps got back before the rambos who had actually been sorting out dead or nearly dead sheep en route. Papparassi had even tried to find our who owned the sheep, so only just got back in time for a down down for the "sheep herders" . Other down downs were given to the hares and to Belle for doing cartwheels on the hash.

So for me it was one of the best hashes I have done for a while since I was not always at the back and didn't keep others waiting to get away for whatever other pleasures the day was going to bring.

Even better, The Wheatsheaf, provided 9 of us with a private room and and excellent lunch!

White Noise

Write up by White Noise

13th September 2021 at 12:33pm


  1. Cyberseptic
    Cyberseptic White Noise, I love you for this. I've always said that keeping the pack together and catering for all is really important and it's down to the hares to make it happen. Really glad you enjoyed it.
    13th September 2021 at 8:09pm