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R*n 781 location

R*n 781 started from the On Inn - Anglers Arms, Haverthwaite.

Who ran 781? - data up to & including this r*n

Hash HandleHareHoundTotal
Dormouse - Hare27213240
Speedbump - Hare27196223
3½″ Floppy033
Chapped Lips74754
First Class Stomp23234
Forever Blowing79412491
Game Bird033
Glassy Lady11819
Hard Astern44751
Large Package76168
Late Cummer74653
Off His Trolley35325360
Ready About44751
Simple (Visitor)12930
White Noise31292323

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On Inn - Anglers Arms, Haverthwaite

Image of Anglers Arms, Haverthwaite

This was our 5th visit. We also visited on...

Ten real ales served in a convivial atmosphere brings customers from near and far to the Anglers Arms, which stands in the heart of Haverthwaite, 200 yards off the A590 and a short distance from Ulverston.

The real ales come from a variety of breweries, including Moorhouses, Hawkshead, Copper Dragon, Black Sheep. I think that this is the best variety that you will get in the area.


Sunday 27th February 2022 at 11:00am

DaytimeR*n 781 »


Piddle, Piddle, Piddle, PLOP!

We shall come back to that at the end!!

No wind, no rain, blue sunshiny skies – perfect day for Speedbump and Dormouse to come out of hibernation and put on, dare I say, a lovely hash.

Plenty of checks en route which were great at bringing us all back together, which were more or less dutifully checked out by the Rambos. Having said that LP did go and check one out, and after return thinking can’t be any further found no one in sight. Hadn’t heard the on-on called, mind you he didn’t even see the big pile of steaming poo. (Get back to that at the end).

We were warned at one point by the locals that the field at the end was very muddy and wet. “Oh, it’s fine we are used to it” could be heard through the line of hashers, yet on arrival at said field, a check, and numerous moans and groans could be heard.

The sun must have got to most of us, even Wimps, on arrival at the proverbial fish hook, went to the back of the pack without complaining.

On On to the beer stop after the Highway Authority got in on the act of getting us together again waiting for a gap in traffic to cross the A590!! Ready About was eager to get to the beer and took the hands and knees route tunnelling under said road.

Luckily the shorter rationed beer stop was still to be found, in a backpack in the hedge.

Off again but what was this? A lack of biscuits at the beer stop – Uber pizza had been ordered, and Late Cummer could be seen r*nning after Rambos en route offering pizza. What he did with the delivery man’s body we shall never know.

Speedbump was out and about to point out the Wimps route and also to stop Upperskirt and Chapped Lips doing the Rambo split backwards. (Walked right past a big flour arrow pointing into woods).

Everyone safely back at the AA meeting but judging by everyone attacking the beer bucket in back of car we’d all failed.

Down downs for Hares, Plucker, Late Cummer, Chapped Lips, Upperskirt and Tightarse.

Written up for hash posterity, or should I say this one will go down for a certain Posterior!! Not mentioning any name. Squat down down for them!! If you were there you’ll know.

First Class Stomp

Write up by First Class Stomp

28th February 2022 at 7:25pm