R*n 79: Kirkby Lonsdale

We started in what seemed like a middle of nowhere car park near Mansergh. It took Morticia about half an hour to find it so she dropped Pudsley and I off onto the rambos. All the other rambos went racing off into the distance whilst I trudged along with Cyberseptic (and dog). We went down a very long road which eventually lead us into a summer fruits drink stop and a photo.

We then went up into a field where I met a virgin called Dorothy (I think that's her name). We passed through a gate got into some very steep (in my opinion) woodland which got me very far behind we soon reached a filed which was absolutely chocca blocca with flies I had to keep waving my arms around like a lunatic for ages until Bubbles started mimicking me so I stopped.

We then came to meet another check and we carried straight on, until we came to another drinks stop whilst Cum Yak Yak was telling awful jokes and wowing us with the splits we also had to send a search party off to find Morticia who had managed to get very lost and far behind (but Fugitive Nipple came to her rescue).

I was very tired by this time so I hopped into the back seat with Cum Yak Yak and Morticia. We waited for about 15 minutes until Tooth Fairy came sprinting in with the rest of the crew and we had yet another drinks stop!!!

When drinks stop number three had finished we went through a gate onto a field where I was joined by my brother Pudsley the Duke and Foul Scrotum. WE marched through the field for a while and reached a lane which led onto ANOTHER field where we got stopped by some mad old lady telling us that the stile was not available to the public and that it was her sons land but she let us through any way. I think I gave the game away about the in-sufficient amount of bogginess after yelping as my foot got completely soaked in mud!! We came to meet Forever Blowing at the bottom of the field who directed us onto a VERY nettly, prickly path. We soon met a new lane that led us happily ever after back to the car park.THE END.

Down-Downs awarded to:

• Fugitive ( no bog seat, blind and something else)
• Dorothy (virgin)
• Helen (virgin or visitor)
• Morticia (Misleading I think)
• Foul Scrotum (for being in the circle and enjoying it)
• and many more that need to be filled in.

Thank you to Bubbles and Forever Blowing for hosting an excellent run and barbecue and to all you who made it a good turn out. I think it has something to do with the Barbecue myself.