R*n 813 started from the On Inn - Stork Inn, Conder Green.
Hash Handle | Hare | Hound | Total |
---|---|---|---|
Fiddler on the Hoof - Hare | 15 | 110 | 125 |
Sir Tom Tom - Hare | 67 | 346 | 413 |
Antiseptic | 73 | 364 | 437 |
Baldbrick | 46 | 536 | 582 |
Belle | 6 | 34 | 40 |
Big Dibber | 0 | 5 | 5 |
Chapped Lips | 13 | 62 | 75 |
Cyberseptic | 92 | 357 | 449 |
Exhibitionist | 3 | 33 | 36 |
First Class Stomp | 4 | 49 | 53 |
Glassy Lady | 3 | 31 | 34 |
Hard Astern | 6 | 66 | 72 |
ICU Shagger | 0 | 9 | 9 |
Large Package | 10 | 89 | 99 |
Late Cummer | 13 | 62 | 75 |
Major Twit | 42 | 255 | 297 |
Minor Twat | 26 | 252 | 278 |
Motor Gnome | 0 | 2 | 2 |
Off His Trolley | 36 | 338 | 374 |
Ready About | 6 | 68 | 74 |
Titty Touch | 0 | 16 | 16 |
Upperskirt | 45 | 607 | 652 |
Wears the Soap | 10 | 41 | 51 |
White Noise | 32 | 306 | 338 |
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This was our 5th visit. We also visited on...
A cold but beautiful (no, not me, the weather!) December morning found a great turn-out for this last hash before Christmas. Ice under my feet and a tiny willie, what more could I want? The hares had prepped well as STT droned on about "next farm" and at what proportion of the trail resided the beer stop. At least they said it was flat, (or was it? as the beer stop was forecast to have great views.) It's a mystery!
At this point Ready About and I failed to recall the R-W split we had been warned about. Pressing on along the sea dyke and back to the road we climbed the second hill on this flat trail and arrived at the beer stop ahead of the rambos, whereupon it was evident that we had missed the split and taken the W option accidentally. Ho hum.
After the magnificent beer stop with views of the Lakes mountains Antiseptic, Ready About and I decided to take the Rambo option to finish, which took us through Glasson Dock and along the canal (under the bridge we had topped earlier, which made our trail a figure of eight) and departing from the canal at The Mill, headed back to The Stork along the road.
After a most pleasant circle (Beermaster had again forgotten to warm the beer up, even after Thursday night's debacle) in which many were derided for not wearing their Christmas gear, the pub did us proud with a warm welcome and crackers on the table.
Write up by Cyberseptic
17th December 2022 at 10:08am