Eight-Seven-Six Rap

So we had to travel to Sizergh Castle

It's not too far so it was no hassle

The supermoon was not to be seen

The thick wet cloud had got in between

To obscure the scene

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The r*n number was eight seven six

Our band of lunatics with the Baldbricks and his sidekicks

Soon realised we were in for a soaking

I'm not joking, we were only just coping with great foreboding

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On out went we from the Strickland Arms

The trail went through some pretty big farms

The rain did stop so not a raindrop as we passed the gift shop

Until very soon we reached the circle

We certainly were not non-verbal

inclined to garble, we are immortal

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