The call from Baldbrick & Upperskirt. 12/3/23.

C’mon Ashers,
Get thi boots an thi wellies on (an yer ats).
All’t sno fro’ th’ Arctic’s gon.
But bludy ell it’s windy and yerl need yer corts.

Plenty r space on’t car park in Ormbi,
So get yersen’s ere sharpish.
Dog can come an orl if it wonts.
Mek shuwer it dornt crap in’t neyburs garden tho.

Ah can promis yer vews ot river,
A Cassle,
Fiels,
A old bridge crossin’t river.
Arl evn thro in an istory lessen abawt’ Normans an orl that.

Yer bawnd to enjoy orl of it,
Might evn giv sum er yer a lift bak t car park at’ end
Yer’ll be ablt sup sum tipple
And stuff yerselvs full er roast beef in’t ale ouse.

Dornt let side down!

On On, Bitter.