R*n 368 started from Car park north side of Devils Bridge, Kirkby Lonsdale and the On Inn was Snooty Fox, Kirkby Lonsdale.
Hash Handle | Hare | Hound | Total |
---|---|---|---|
Baldbrick - Hare | 18 | 189 | 207 |
Antiseptic | 36 | 163 | 199 |
Bitter | 24 | 122 | 146 |
Cyberseptic | 41 | 151 | 192 |
Feels on Wheels | 19 | 96 | 115 |
Fiddler on the Hoof | 0 | 2 | 2 |
Lurch | 40 | 200 | 240 |
Morticia | 35 | 187 | 222 |
Sax Maniac | 1 | 8 | 9 |
Sir Tom Tom | 12 | 65 | 77 |
Twisted | 24 | 129 | 153 |
Upperskirt | 19 | 236 | 255 |
Virgin: Justine | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Virgin: Pippi | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Wednesday | 5 | 91 | 96 |
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15
This was our 1st visit to this On Inn.
At the circle last week I was very rudely told not to write another poem, so I've given you a song instead. I expect everyone to practice it so you can sing it at the next Full Moon run, when I am Hare!
THE HASHER'S SONG
(With a nod to Gilbert and Sullivan)
WHEN OUR BALDBRICK'S NOT ENGAGED IN HIS EMPLOYMENT (his employment)
HE'S MATURING HIS FELONIOUS LITTLE SPREE (little spree)
JUST TO GIVE US ALL SOME INNOCENT ENJOYMENT (-cent enjoyment)
STARTING OUTSIDE KIRKBY'S PUBLIC LAVATORY (lavatory)
OUR FEELINGS WE WITH DIFFICULTY SMOTHER (-culty smother)
WHEN LVH3 DUTY'S TO BE DONE (to be done)
WE TAKE ONE FALSE TRAIL AND CLOSED CHECK WITH ANOTHER (with another)
OH, A HASHER'S LOT IS NOT A HAPPY ONE
AHHH
WHEN LVH3 DUTY'S TO BE DONE, TO BE DONE
A HASHER'S LOT IS NOT A HAPPY ONE
WHEN THE ENTERPRISING HARE IS NOT A HARE-ING (not a hare-ing)
WHEN THE RAMBOS AREN'T ENGAGED IN JOKES AND WIT (jokes and wit)
WE RUN BLINDLY THROUGH THE FOG WITH NOSTRILS FLARING (nostrils flaring)
SEEKING CHALK AND FLOUR, BUT ONLY FINDING SH** (finding sh**)
WHEN THE LAST SLOW WIMP RETURNS TO FIND THE OTHERS (find the others)
ALL CIRCLING ROUND THE VIRGINS, HAVING FUN (having fun)
TAKING ONE CONSIDERATION WITH ANOTHER (with another)
OH A HASHER'S LOT IS NOT A HAPPY ONE
AHHH
WHEN LVH3 DUTY'S TO BE DONE, TO BE DONE
A HASHER'S LOT IS NOT A HAPPY ONE (happy one)
I didn't go to the pub, so I don't know what debauchery went on there.
Write up by Feels on Wheels
29th January 2011 at 6:05am