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R*n 368 location

R*n 368 started from Car park north side of Devils Bridge, Kirkby Lonsdale and the On Inn was Snooty Fox, Kirkby Lonsdale.

Who ran 368? - data up to & including this r*n

Hash HandleHareHoundTotal
Baldbrick - Hare18189207
Antiseptic36163199
Bitter24122146
Cyberseptic41151192
Feels on Wheels1996115
Fiddler on the Hoof022
Lurch40200240
Morticia35187222
Sax Maniac189
Sir Tom Tom126577
Twisted24129153
Upperskirt19236255
Virgin: Justine011
Virgin: Pippi011
Wednesday59196

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On Inn - Snooty Fox, Kirkby Lonsdale

Image of Snooty Fox, Kirkby Lonsdale

This was our 1st visit to this On Inn.

www.thesnootyfoxtavern.co.uk

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Wednesday 19th January 2011 at 7:00pm

Full MoonR*n 368 »

Kirkby Lonsdale

At the circle last week I was very rudely told not to write another poem, so I've given you a song instead. I expect everyone to practice it so you can sing it at the next Full Moon run, when I am Hare!

THE HASHER'S SONG
(With a nod to Gilbert and Sullivan)

WHEN OUR BALDBRICK'S NOT ENGAGED IN HIS EMPLOYMENT (his employment)
HE'S MATURING HIS FELONIOUS LITTLE SPREE (little spree)
JUST TO GIVE US ALL SOME INNOCENT ENJOYMENT (-cent enjoyment)
STARTING OUTSIDE KIRKBY'S PUBLIC LAVATORY (lavatory)

OUR FEELINGS WE WITH DIFFICULTY SMOTHER (-culty smother)
WHEN LVH3 DUTY'S TO BE DONE (to be done)
WE TAKE ONE FALSE TRAIL AND CLOSED CHECK WITH ANOTHER (with another)
OH, A HASHER'S LOT IS NOT A HAPPY ONE

AHHH
WHEN LVH3 DUTY'S TO BE DONE, TO BE DONE
A HASHER'S LOT IS NOT A HAPPY ONE

WHEN THE ENTERPRISING HARE IS NOT A HARE-ING (not a hare-ing)
WHEN THE RAMBOS AREN'T ENGAGED IN JOKES AND WIT (jokes and wit)
WE RUN BLINDLY THROUGH THE FOG WITH NOSTRILS FLARING (nostrils flaring)
SEEKING CHALK AND FLOUR, BUT ONLY FINDING SH** (finding sh**)

WHEN THE LAST SLOW WIMP RETURNS TO FIND THE OTHERS (find the others)
ALL CIRCLING ROUND THE VIRGINS, HAVING FUN (having fun)
TAKING ONE CONSIDERATION WITH ANOTHER (with another)
OH A HASHER'S LOT IS NOT A HAPPY ONE

AHHH
WHEN LVH3 DUTY'S TO BE DONE, TO BE DONE
A HASHER'S LOT IS NOT A HAPPY ONE (happy one)

I didn't go to the pub, so I don't know what debauchery went on there.

Feels on Wheels

Write up by Feels on Wheels

29th January 2011 at 6:05am