Lune Valley Hash House Harriers
Who are the Mismanagement?
Mismanagement is a loose term that describes those who attempt to run LVH3. The mismanagement are chosen annually at our Annual General P*ss Up (AGPU) which is usually held on or near the anniversary of our misconception.
Grand Master Cyberseptic
The Grand Master is seen as the figurehead of the hash. Someone of great standing and natural authority who makes the final indecision.
Deputy Grandmaster Dormouse
The Deputy Grand Master attempts to exercise authority if the GM can't be arsed to turn up.
Religious Advisor Ready About
The role of the Religious Advisor is to hand out justice for any misdemeanours that have occurred on the r*n. This is done in the "circle" after the r*n where the RA dispenses "Down Downs", a punishment consisting of a measure of ale which is taken whilst the rest of the hash sing a rousing chorus.
Deputy Religious Advisor Chapped Lips
The Deputy Religious Advisor ensures justice is seen to be done when the 'RA' is absent.
Hash Cash Upperskirt
The name says it all really! Hash Cash looks after the money. You pay Hash Cash at each r*n and at any other time you are asked for money.
Hash Haberdash Forever Blowing
We like to be seen in style and to celebrate special r*ns. Hash Haberdash enables that to happen by procuring quality garments in a timely and cost efficient manner.
Hash Flash First Class Stomp
We do our best to immortalise our ventures and as such we designate someone to ensure we are recorded in the anals of history. This website permits any member to upload their own photos once logged in.
Hash Bucket Baldbrick
A very important role. This person is responsible for keeping the bucket replenished ready for the next r*n.
Hash Horn Baldbrick
A most important job! The Hash Horn carries a, well, a horn which is blown so that the "Knitting Circle" at the rear can hear which way is on.
Web Master Minor Twat
If you're reading this then this person is doing their job. If you can't read this, our mismanagement is up to our usual standards.
Junior Grand Master Belle
We start them young. It takes years of training to accomplish total mismanagement.
Lune Valley Hash House Harriers Mismanagement
We can organise a p*ss up in a brewery! We have managed to record, for posterity, our mismanagement year by year. Check it out...
2023
Grand MasterCyberseptic
Deputy GrandmasterDormouse
Religious AdvisorReady About
Deputy Religious AdvisorChapped Lips
On SecLarge Package
Hare RaiserWhite Noise
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashForever Blowing
Hash FlashFirst Class Stomp
Hash BucketBaldbrick
Hash HornBaldbrick
Web MasterMinor Twat
Junior Grand MasterBelle
AGPU held on Sunday 10th December 2023
2022
Grand MasterDormouse
Joint MasterLate Cummer
Religious AdvisorHard Astern
Deputy Religious AdvisorChapped Lips
Double D Religious AdvisorSpeedbump
On SecLurch
Hare RaiserSir Tom Tom
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashForever Blowing
Hash FlashReady About
Hash BucketBaldbrick
Hash HornBaldbrick
Web MasterMinor Twat
AGPU held on Sunday 25th September 2022
2021
Grand MasterLate Cummer
Religious AdvisorHard Astern
Deputy Religious AdvisorChapped Lips
Double D Religious AdvisorSpeedbump
On SecMinor Twat
Apprentice On SecLurch
Hare RaiserSir Tom Tom
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashBedside Manner
Hash FlashRacey Miss
Deputy Hash FlashReady About
Hash BucketBaldbrick
Hash HornBaldbrick
Web MasterMinor Twat
AGPU held on Sunday 24th October 2021
2020
Grand MasterLarge Package
Religious AdvisorHard Astern
Deputy Religious AdvisorSpeedbump
On SecMinor Twat
Hare RaiserSir Tom Tom
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashBedside Manner
Hash FlashReady About
Hash BucketBaldbrick
Hash HornBaldbrick
Web MasterMinor Twat
AGPU held on Saturday 31st October 2020
2019
Grand MasterWears the Soap
Religious AdvisorSpeedbump
Deputy Religious AdvisorLarge Package
On SecMinor Twat
Hare RaiserSir Tom Tom
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashBedside Manner
Hash FlashForever Blowing
Hash BucketBaldbrick
Hash HornBaldbrick
Web MasterMinor Twat
AGPU held on Sunday 27th October 2019
2018
Grand MasterFiddler on the Hoof
Religious AdvisorBaldbrick
Deputy Religious AdvisorSpeedbump
On SecMinor Twat
Hare RaiserSir Tom Tom
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashBedside Manner
Hash FlashForever Blowing
Hash BucketBaldbrick
Hash HornBaldbrick
Web MasterMinor Twat
AGPU held on Sunday 14th October 2018
2017
Grand MasterMinor Twat
Religious AdvisorSpeedbump
Deputy Religious AdvisorWhite Noise
On SecHighway
Hare RaiserForever Blowing
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashSir Tom Tom
Hash FlashForever Blowing
Hash BucketBaldbrick
Hash HornBaldbrick
Web MasterMinor Twat
AGPU held on Sunday 22nd October 2017
2016
Grand MasterAntiseptic
Religious AdvisorBubbles
Deputy Religious AdvisorWhite Noise
On SecHighway
Hare RaiserForever Blowing
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashSir Tom Tom
Hash FlashForever Blowing
Hash BucketBaldbrick
Hash HornBaldbrick
Web MasterMinor Twat
AGPU held on Sunday 13th November 2016
2015
Grand MasterForever Blowing
Religious AdvisorTwisted
Deputy Religious AdvisorDormouse
On SecHighway
Hare RaiserBubbles
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashAntiseptic
Hash FlashBitter
Hash BucketBaldbrick
Hash HornBaldbrick
Song MasterWhite Noise
Web MasterMinor Twat
AGPU held on Sunday 8th November 2015
2014
Grand MasterCyberseptic
Religious AdvisorDormouse
Deputy Religious AdvisorSir Tom Tom
On SecHighway
Hare RaiserBubbles
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashAntiseptic
Hash FlashBitter
Hash BucketBaldbrick
Hash HornBaldbrick
Song MasterWhite Noise
Web MasterMinor Twat
AGPU held on Sunday 9th November 2014
2013
Grand MasterCyberseptic
Religious AdvisorDormouse
Deputy Religious AdvisorBaldbrick
On SecHighway
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashAntiseptic
Hash FlashBitter
Hash BucketBaldbrick
Hash HornBaldbrick
Song MasterWhite Noise
Web MasterMinor Twat
AGPU held on Sunday 17th November 2013
2012
Grand MasterSir Tom Tom
Religious AdvisorBaldbrick
Deputy Religious AdvisorNo More Cum
On SecCyberseptic
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashAntiseptic
Hash FlashBitter
Hash HornBaldbrick
Song MasterWhite Noise
Web MasterMinor Twat
AGPU held on Sunday 11th November 2012
2011
Grand MasterUpperskirt
Religious AdvisorSir Tom Tom
On SecCyberseptic
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashAntiseptic
Hash FlashBitter
Hash HornBaldbrick
Song MasterWhite Noise
Web MasterCyberseptic
AGPU held on Sunday 27th November 2011
2010
Grand MasterMorticia
Religious AdvisorWhite Noise
On SecSir Tom Tom
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashAntiseptic
Hash FlashBitter
Hash HornBaldbrick
Song MasterCyberseptic
Web MasterSir Tom Tom
AGPU held on Friday 22nd October 2010
2009
Grand MasterTwisted
Religious AdvisorLurch
Deputy Religious AdvisorCyberseptic
On SecSir Tom Tom
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashAntiseptic
Hash FlashBitter
Hash HornBaldbrick
Web MasterSir Tom Tom
AGPU held on Sunday 8th November 2009
2008
Grand MasterBaldbrick
Religious AdvisorCyberseptic
Deputy Religious AdvisorTwisted
On SecMaster Baker
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashAntiseptic
Hash FlashBitter
Hash HornBaldbrick
Song MasterCyberseptic
Web MasterMaster Baker
AGPU held on Sunday 23rd November 2008
2007
Grand MasterOff His Trolley
Religious AdvisorCyberseptic
Deputy Religious AdvisorTwisted
On SecMaster Baker
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashAntiseptic
Hash FlashBitter
Hash HornBaldbrick
Song MasterCyberseptic
Web MasterMaster Baker
AGPU held on Saturday 27th October 2007
2006
Grand MasterMajor Twit
Religious AdvisorTwisted
Deputy Religious AdvisorBaldbrick
On SecMinor Twat
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashForever Blowing
Hash FlashBitter
Hash HornBaldbrick
Song MasterCyberseptic
Web MasterMinor Twat
AGPU held on Sunday 22nd October 2006
2005
Grand MasterLurch
Religious AdvisorBaldbrick
On SecMinor Twat
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashForever Blowing
Hash FlashForever Blowing
Song MasterCyberseptic
Web MasterMinor Twat
AGPU held on Sunday 23rd October 2005
2004
Grand MasterForever Blowing
Religious AdvisorAntiseptic
Deputy Religious AdvisorBaldbrick
On SecBubbles
Hash CashUpperskirt
Hash HaberdashUpperskirt
Hash FlashMinor Twat
Song MasterWhite Noise
Web MasterMinor Twat
AGPU held on Sunday 24th October 2004
2003
Grand MasterCyberseptic
Joint MasterFugitive Nipple
Religious AdvisorSlackbladder
Deputy Religious AdvisorForever Blowing
On SecPick Me Up
Hash CashLurch
Hash HaberdashNo More Cum
Hash HornLurch
Web MasterForever Blowing
AGPU held on Sunday 26th October 2003
2002
Grand MasterNo More Cum
Religious AdvisorSlackbladder
On SecPick Me Up
Hash CashAtomic Caton
Hash HaberdashNo More Cum
Hash HornP-dough
Web MasterForever Blowing
AGPU held on Sunday 20th October 2002
2001
Grand MasterHash Drunk
Religious AdvisorNo More Cum
On SecForever Blowing
Hash CashPick Me Up
Hash HaberdashNo More Cum
Hash FlashThe Confessor
Hash HornBubbles
Web MasterLurch
AGPU held on Sunday 28th October 2001
2000 - our founding year
Grand MasterBubbles
Religious AdvisorHash Drunk
On SecForever Blowing
Hash CashPick Me Up
Hash HaberdashNo More Cum
Hash FlashSlackbladder
AGPU held on Sunday 22nd October 2000