Here's a list of the 142 r*ns I've been on...
| R*n | Date | Type | Location | Hares | Scribe |  |  |  |
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| 1 | 22 Oct 2000 |  | Caton | Bubbles & Hash Drunk | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 2 | 19 Nov 2000 | | Green Ayre | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 3 | 10 Dec 2000 | | Farleton | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Lurch | | | |
| 4 | 14 Jan 2001 | | Wray | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | | | | |
| 5 | 4 Feb 2001 | | Bowerham | No More Cum & Slackbladder | Shittabrick | | | |
| 6 | 25 Mar 2001 | | Lancaster City | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | The Judge | | | |
| 7 | 22 Apr 2001 | | Kendal | Cousin It, Lurch, Morticia, Pudsley & Wednesday | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 8 | 13 May 2001 | | Westgate, Morecambe | Bubbles & The Accused | Morticia | | | |
| 10 | 10 Jun 2001 | | Kirkby Lonsdale | Forever Blowing & Pick Me Up | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 11 | 24 Jun 2001 | | Hest Bank | Hash Drunk & The Confessor | Wednesday | | | |
| 12 | 8 Jul 2001 | | Garstang | Bubbles & No More Cum | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 14 | 12 Aug 2001 | | Conder Green | Morticia & Wednesday | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 15 | 29 Aug 2001 | | Post House Hotel to Caton | Slackbladder & The Confessor | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 16 | 9 Sep 2001 | | Arnside Knott | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | No More Cum | | | |
| 17 | 23 Sep 2001 | | Ingleborough | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | The Confessor | | | |
| 18 | 14 Oct 2001 | | Longlands | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Slackbladder | | | |
| 19 | 28 Oct 2001 | | Lancaster | No More Cum & Slackbladder | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 20 | 11 Nov 2001 | | Beetham | Lurch & Morticia | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 21 | 25 Nov 2001 | | Windermere | Bubbles & The Confessor | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 22 | 9 Dec 2001 | | Silverdale | The Accused & The Judge | Atomic Caton | | | |
| 23 | 23 Dec 2001 | | Brookhouse | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | | | | |
| 24 | 13 Jan 2002 | | Bentham | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Cousin It | | | |
| 25 | 27 Jan 2002 | | Wray | No More Cum & Slackbladder | Bubbles | | | |
| 26 | 10 Feb 2002 | | Warton | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Gimlet | | | |
| 27 | 24 Feb 2002 | | Ingleton | Baldcock & P-dough | Slackbladder | | | |
| 29 | 24 Mar 2002 | | Overton | Atomic Caton & Pick Me Up | Baldcock | | | |
| 30 | 14 Apr 2002 | | Cockerham | Hash Drunk & The Confessor | Bubbles | | | |
| 31 | 27 Apr 2002 |  | Chapel-le-Dale | Bubbles & Slackbladder | | | | |
| 32 | 28 Apr 2002 | | Thornton-in-Lonsdale | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | | | | |
| 33 | 12 May 2002 | | Roeburndale Ramble | Lurch & Morticia | Gimlet | | | |
| 37 | 24 Jun 2002 |  | Silverdale | Baldcock & Muff Diver | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 38 | 7 Jul 2002 | | Warton | The Accused & The Judge | Bubbles | | | |
| 39 | 24 Jul 2002 | | Capernwray | Bubbles & Who's My Mum? | Slackbladder | | | |
| 40 | 28 Jul 2002 | | Slyne | Forever Blowing & Morticia | No More Cum | | | |
| 41 | 11 Aug 2002 | | Low Bentham | Atomic Caton & Pick Me Up | Fowl Scrotum | | | |
| 42 | 22 Aug 2002 | | Duddon | | | | | |
| 43 | 26 Aug 2002 | | Duddon | | | | | |
| 45 | 21 Sep 2002 | | Hest Bank | Hash Drunk & Lurch | No More Cum | | | |
| 46 | 22 Sep 2002 | | Galgate | Cum Yak Yak, No More Cum & Slackbladder | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 47 | 13 Oct 2002 | | Scorton | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | | | | |
| 48 | 20 Oct 2002 | | Lancaster | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | The Judge | | | |
| 49 | 27 Oct 2002 | | Halton | Pick Me Up & Pole Dancer | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 49a | 8 Nov 2002 | | Lancaster | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 50 | 9 Nov 2002 | | Wray | Lurch & Morticia | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 52 | 10 Nov 2002 | | Crook O'Lune | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 53 | 20 Nov 2002 | | Bare | Baldcock & Muff Diver | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 54 | 24 Nov 2002 | | Lowgill | Fowl Scrotum & Old Banger | Pudsley | | | |
| 55 | 8 Dec 2002 | | Melling | Agent Orange & Atomic Caton | Fugitive Nipple | | | |
| 56 | 19 Dec 2002 | | Morecambe | Bubbles | | | | |
| 57 | 22 Dec 2002 | | Brookhouse | Hash Drunk & Slackbladder | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 59 | 18 Jan 2003 | | Gilpin Bridge | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | | | | |
| 61 | 9 Feb 2003 | | Ravenstonedale | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Peeping Tim | | | |
| 62 | 16 Feb 2003 | | Grizedale Bridge | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 63 | 23 Feb 2003 | | Tosside | Baldcock, No More Cum & P-dough | Off His Trolley | | | |
| 66 | 23 Mar 2003 | | Overton | Muff Diver & P-dough | The Judge | | | |
| 67 | 13 Apr 2003 | | Holme | Atomic Caton & Pick Me Up | Fugitive Nipple | | | |
| 69 | 11 May 2003 | | Hornby | P-dough | Fugitive Nipple | | | |
| 71 | 15 May 2003 | | Low Bentham | Bubbles & Peeping Tim | Odd Glimpse | | | |
| 74 | 14 Jun 2003 | | Littledale | Antiseptic, Cyberseptic & Septic Canary | Lurch | | | |
| 75 | 22 Jun 2003 | | Wray | Fowl Scrotum & Old Banger | The Duke | | | |
| 76 | 12 Jul 2003 | | Duddon Valley | Bubbles & Lurch | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 77 | 13 Jul 2003 | | Foxfield, Furness | Bubbles & Lurch | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 78 | 27 Jul 2003 | | Clougha | Hash Drunk | White Noise | | | |
| 81 | 31 Aug 2003 | | Silverdale | Baldcock | Minor Twat | | | |
| 82 | 10 Sep 2003 | | Arkholme | Fugitive Nipple & No More Cum | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 83 | 14 Sep 2003 | | Lowgill | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | The Accused | | | |
| 85 | 10 Oct 2003 | | Oxenholme | Slackbladder | No More Cum | | | |
| 86 | 12 Oct 2003 | | Sedbergh | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | P-dough | | | |
| 87 | 26 Oct 2003 | | Lancaster | No More Cum & Slackbladder | | | | |
| 88 | 8 Nov 2003 | | Falstone | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Morticia | | | |
| 89 | 9 Nov 2003 | | Haltwistle | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Lurch | | | |
| 91 | 8 Dec 2003 | | St Martins | Forever Blowing & White Noise | Atomic Caton | | | |
| 93 | 28 Dec 2003 | | Brookhouse | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Lurch | | | |
| 94 | 7 Jan 2004 | | Kirkby Lonsdale | Atomic Caton & Fugitive Nipple | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 95 | 11 Jan 2004 | | Kendal | Loose Elastic, Madge & Syd | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 96 | 25 Jan 2004 | | Lyth Valley | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Old Banger | | | |
| 97 | 6 Feb 2004 | | Hest Bank | No More Cum & Peeping Tim | | | | |
| 98 | 8 Feb 2004 | | Nether Burrow | Antiseptic, Cyberseptic & Upperskirt | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 99 | 22 Feb 2004 | | Low Bentham | Old Banger & Pick Me Up | | | | |
| 100 | 6 Mar 2004 | | Beetham | Tooth Fairy | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 101 | 14 Mar 2004 | | Langcliffe | Lurch & Morticia | | | | |
| 102 | 28 Mar 2004 | | Heysham | Baldbrick & Fugitive Nipple | | | | |
| 103 | 5 Apr 2004 | | Halton | Atomic Caton & Odd Glimpse | White Noise | | | |
| 105 | 25 Apr 2004 | | Cartmel | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 106 | 4 May 2004 | | Wennington | Bubbles & Off His Trolley | | | | |
| 107 | 9 May 2004 | | Witherslack | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | | | | |
| 109 | 3 Jun 2004 | | Thurnham Mill | Cyberseptic & Upperskirt | | | | |
| 110 | 11 Jun 2004 | | Brookhouse | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | | | | |
| 111 | 12 Jun 2004 | | Brookhouse | Bubbles & Lurch | | | | |
| 112 | 13 Jun 2004 | | Littledale | Antiseptic, Cyberseptic & Forever Blowing | | | | |
| 113 | 27 Jun 2004 | | Nether Burrow | Off His Trolley & White Noise | | | | |
| 115 | 31 Jul 2004 |  | Lune Valley | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 116 | 8 Aug 2004 | | Staveley | Madge & Syd | Fur Coat | | | |
| 117 | 29 Aug 2004 | | Silverdale | Tooth Fairy | | | | |
| 118 | 30 Aug 2004 | | Arkholme | No More Cum | | | | |
| 120 | 26 Sep 2004 | | Lindale | Pick Me Up & The Pat Controller | | | | |
| 121 | 28 Sep 2004 | | Caton | Fugitive Nipple & Porky | | | | |
| 122 | 10 Oct 2004 | | Barbon | Lurch | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 126 | 26 Nov 2004 | | Langdon Beck | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | | | | |
| 127 | 27 Nov 2004 | | Langdon Beck | Antiseptic, Cyberseptic, Lurch & Tooth Fairy | | | | |
| 128 | 28 Nov 2004 | | Langdon Beck | Antiseptic, Bubbles & Cyberseptic | | | | |
| 136 | 27 Feb 2005 | | Austwick | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 149 | 9 Jul 2005 | | Seathwaite Tarn | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | | | | |
| 164 | 25 Nov 2005 | | Alston | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Highway | | | |
| 165 | 26 Nov 2005 | | Garrigill | Antiseptic, Cyberseptic & Feels on Wheels | Highway | | | |
| 166 | 27 Nov 2005 | | Alston | Cyberseptic, Feels on Wheels & Tooth Fairy | Highway | | | |
| 188 | 8 Jul 2006 | | Wallowbarrow | Baldbrick & Upperskirt | | | | |
| 200 | 25 Nov 2006 | | Crummock Water | Lurch & Morticia | | | | |
| 205 | 26 Nov 2006 | | Bassenthwaite | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Master Baker | | | |
| 227 | 30 Jun 2007 | | Littledale | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | The Godfather | | | |
| 272 | 10 Aug 2008 | | Grange-over-Sands | Tooth Fairy | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 281 | 25 Oct 2008 | | Kirkby Stephen | Full Member & Thunder Dick | White Noise | | | |
| 282 | 26 Oct 2008 | | Kirkby Stephen | Lurch & Morticia | Full Member | | | |
| 329 | 31 Dec 2009 | | Brookhouse | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Highway | | | |
| 359 | 23 Oct 2010 | | Over Kellet | Bubbles & Hash Drunk | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 360 | 24 Oct 2010 | | Wray | Lurch & Morticia | Full Member | | | |
| 374 | 19 Mar 2011 | | The Yealands | Sir Tom Tom | Dormouse | | | |
| 400 | 29 Oct 2011 | | Ninebanks Bridge | Cyberseptic & Full Member | Highway | | | |
| 401 | 30 Oct 2011 | | Haltwhistle | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Sir Tom Tom | | | |
| 419 | 22 Apr 2012 | | Lowgill | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | White Noise | | | |
| 440 | 27 Oct 2012 | | Ninebanks to Alston | Cyberseptic & Full Member | Blade Runner | | | |
| 441 | 28 Oct 2012 | | Haydon Bridge | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | White Noise | | | |
| 484 | 24 Nov 2013 | | Caton | Off His Trolley & White Noise | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 507 | 11 Jul 2014 | | Skipton | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 508 | 12 Jul 2014 | | Skipton | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Lurch | | | |
| 509 | 13 Jul 2014 | | Cononley | Rabbi | Bubbles | | | |
| 600 | 22 Oct 2016 | | South Tynedale | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Bell End | | | |
| 601 | 23 Oct 2016 | | Nenthead | Lurch & Morticia | Bat out of Hell | | | |
| 614 | 5 Mar 2017 | | Porches | Madge & Syd | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 615 | 8 Mar 2017 | | Rocha Brava | Madge & Syd | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 616 | 10 Mar 2017 | | Carvoeiro | Madge & Syd | Highway | | | |
| 643 | 11 Nov 2017 | | Thruscross | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Sir Tom Tom | | | |
| 644 | 12 Nov 2017 | | Dacre Bank | Lurch & Morticia | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 681 | 27 Oct 2018 | | Bellingham | Bubbles | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 682 | 28 Oct 2018 | | Bellingham | Dickhead | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 759 | 25 Jul 2021 | | Kirkby Lonsdale | Baldbrick | Twisted | | | |
| 767 | 22 Oct 2021 | | Eskdale | Wears the Soap | Ready About | | | |
| 768 | 23 Oct 2021 | | Eskdale | Lurch & Morticia | White Noise | | | |
| 769 | 24 Oct 2021 | | Grizebeck | Large Package | Minor Twat | | | |
| 787 | 24 Apr 2022 | | River Lune | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Antiseptic | | | |
| 824 | 6 Apr 2023 | | Conder Green | Sir Tom Tom | Large Package | | | |
| 825 | 9 Apr 2023 | | Feizor | Wears the Soap | Big Dibber | | | |
