Here's a list of the 109 r*ns I've been on...
| R*n | Date | Type | Location | Hares | Scribe |  |  |  |
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| 2 | 19 Nov 2000 |  | Green Ayre | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 4 | 14 Jan 2001 | | Wray | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | | | | |
| 5 | 4 Feb 2001 | | Bowerham | No More Cum & Slackbladder | Shittabrick | | | |
| 6 | 25 Mar 2001 | | Lancaster City | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | The Judge | | | |
| 7 | 22 Apr 2001 | | Kendal | Cousin It, Lurch, Morticia, Pudsley & Wednesday | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 9 | 27 May 2001 | | Heysham Village | Slackbladder | No More Cum | | | |
| 12 | 8 Jul 2001 | | Garstang | Bubbles & No More Cum | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 14 | 12 Aug 2001 | | Condor Green | Morticia & Wednesday | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 15 | 29 Aug 2001 | | Post House Hotel to Caton | Slackbladder & The Confessor | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 16 | 9 Sep 2001 | | Arnside Knott | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | No More Cum | | | |
| 17 | 23 Sep 2001 | | Ingleborough | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | The Confessor | | | |
| 18 | 14 Oct 2001 | | Longlands | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Slackbladder | | | |
| 19 | 28 Oct 2001 | | Lancaster | No More Cum & Slackbladder | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 20 | 11 Nov 2001 | | Beetham | Lurch & Morticia | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 21 | 25 Nov 2001 | | Windermere | Bubbles & The Confessor | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 22 | 9 Dec 2001 | | Silverdale | The Accused & The Judge | Atomic Caton | | | |
| 23 | 23 Dec 2001 | | Brookhouse | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | | | | |
| 25 | 27 Jan 2002 | | Wray | No More Cum & Slackbladder | Bubbles | | | |
| 26 | 10 Feb 2002 | | Warton | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Gimlet | | | |
| 27 | 24 Feb 2002 | | Ingleton | Baldcock & P-dough | Slackbladder | | | |
| 30 | 14 Apr 2002 | | Cockerham | Hash Drunk & The Confessor | Bubbles | | | |
| 31 | 27 Apr 2002 |  | Chapel-le-Dale | Bubbles & Slackbladder | | | | |
| 33 | 12 May 2002 | | Roeburndale Ramble | Lurch & Morticia | Gimlet | | | |
| 34 | 26 May 2002 | | Barbon | No More Cum, P-dough & Piggy Dough | Lurch | | | |
| 35 | 9 Jun 2002 | | Over Kellet | Antiseptic, Cyberseptic & Gossamer | Who's My Mum? | | | |
| 36 | 23 Jun 2002 | | Littledale | Slackbladder | Pole Dancer | | | |
| 39 | 24 Jul 2002 |  | Capernwray | Bubbles & Who's My Mum? | Slackbladder | | | |
| 40 | 28 Jul 2002 | | Slyne | Forever Blowing & Morticia | No More Cum | | | |
| 41 | 11 Aug 2002 | | Low Bentham | Atomic Caton & Pick Me Up | Fowl Scrotum | | | |
| 42 | 22 Aug 2002 | | Duddon | | | | | |
| 43 | 26 Aug 2002 | | Duddon | | | | | |
| 45 | 21 Sep 2002 | | Hest Bank | Hash Drunk & Lurch | No More Cum | | | |
| 46 | 22 Sep 2002 | | Galgate | Cum Yak Yak, No More Cum & Slackbladder | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 48 | 20 Oct 2002 | | Lancaster | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | The Judge | | | |
| 49a | 8 Nov 2002 | | Lancaster | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 50 | 9 Nov 2002 | | Wray | Lurch & Morticia | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 52 | 10 Nov 2002 | | Crook O'Lune | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 53 | 20 Nov 2002 | | Bare | Baldcock & Muff Diver | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 54 | 24 Nov 2002 | | Lowgill | Fowl Scrotum & Old Banger | Pudsley | | | |
| 55 | 8 Dec 2002 | | Melling | Agent Orange & Atomic Caton | Fugitive Nipple | | | |
| 57 | 22 Dec 2002 | | Brookhouse | Hash Drunk & Slackbladder | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 58 | 12 Jan 2003 | | Kingsway | The Accused & The Judge | Antiseptic | | | |
| 63 | 23 Feb 2003 | | Tosside | Baldcock, No More Cum & P-dough | Off His Trolley | | | |
| 64 | 9 Mar 2003 | | Silverdale | Tooth Fairy | Fugitive Nipple | | | |
| 65 | 18 Mar 2003 | | Carnforth | Fugitive Nipple | Cum Yak Yak | | | |
| 66 | 23 Mar 2003 | | Overton | Muff Diver & P-dough | The Judge | | | |
| 69 | 11 May 2003 | | Hornby | P-dough | Fugitive Nipple | | | |
| 71 | 15 May 2003 | | Low Bentham | Bubbles & Peeping Tim | Odd Glimpse | | | |
| 72 | 25 May 2003 | | Dolphinholme | Lurch & The Accused | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 74 | 14 Jun 2003 | | Littledale | Antiseptic, Cyberseptic & Septic Canary | Lurch | | | |
| 75 | 22 Jun 2003 | | Wray | Fowl Scrotum & Old Banger | The Duke | | | |
| 77 | 13 Jul 2003 | | Foxfield, Furness | Bubbles & Lurch | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 79 | 10 Aug 2003 | | Kirkby Lonsdale | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Cousin It | | | |
| 80 | 12 Aug 2003 | | Gressingham | Atomic Caton & Odd Glimpse | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 82 | 10 Sep 2003 | | Arkholme | Fugitive Nipple & No More Cum | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 85 | 10 Oct 2003 | | Oxenholme | Slackbladder | No More Cum | | | |
| 86 | 12 Oct 2003 | | Sedbergh | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | P-dough | | | |
| 87 | 26 Oct 2003 | | Lancaster | No More Cum & Slackbladder | | | | |
| 93 | 28 Dec 2003 | | Brookhouse | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Lurch | | | |
| 103 | 5 Apr 2004 | | Halton | Atomic Caton & Odd Glimpse | White Noise | | | |
| 108 | 23 May 2004 | | Underbarrow | Cum By & Slackbladder | | | | |
| 109 | 3 Jun 2004 | | Thurnham Mill | Cyberseptic & Upperskirt | | | | |
| 124 | 28 Oct 2004 | | Ellel Quarry | No More Cum & Slackbladder | | | | |
| 138 | 25 Mar 2005 | | Middleton | Cum By & Slackbladder | Major Twit | | | |
| 161 | 23 Oct 2005 | | Lancaster | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Antiseptic | | | |
| 168 | 15 Dec 2005 | | Halton | Slackbladder | Highway | | | |
| 172 | 22 Jan 2006 | | Thornton-in-Lonsdale | Baldbrick & Upperskirt | | | | |
| 192 | 9 Aug 2006 | | Littledale | Slackbladder | Bitter | | | |
| 203 | 12 Nov 2006 | | Staveley | Chemical Alley & Highway | Baldbrick | | | |
| 206 | 5 Dec 2006 | | Crooklands | Baldbrick, Master Baker & Upperskirt | Slackbladder | | | |
| 207 | 10 Dec 2006 | | Grizedale | Dormouse & Speedbump | Bitter | | | |
| 212 | 2 Feb 2007 | | Kendal | Cum By, Minor Twat & Slackbladder | Slackbladder | | | |
| 224 | 1 Jun 2007 | | Barrows Green | Slackbladder | No More Cum | | | |
| 227 | 30 Jun 2007 |  | Littledale | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | The Godfather | | | |
| 232 | 30 Jul 2007 | | Burneside | Madge & Syd | Baldbrick | | | |
| 384 | 26 Jun 2011 | | Skelsmergh | Slackbladder | Full Member | | | |
| 387 | 10 Jul 2011 | | Ulpha | Lurch & Morticia | Slackbladder | | | |
| 490 | 16 Jan 2014 | | Kendal | Slackbladder | Sir Tom Tom | | | |
| 493 | 15 Feb 2014 | | Ings | Highway | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 494 | 23 Feb 2014 | | Witherslack | Atomic Caton & Slack Haddock | Slackbladder | | | |
| 499 | 15 Apr 2014 | | Levens | Slackbladder | Muddy Waters | | | |
| 500 | 27 Apr 2014 | | Lancaster | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Bubbles | | | |
| 507 | 11 Jul 2014 | | Skipton | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 508 | 12 Jul 2014 | | Skipton | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Lurch | | | |
| 509 | 13 Jul 2014 | | Cononley | Rabbi | Bubbles | | | |
| 521 | 6 Nov 2014 | | Kendal | Cyberseptic & Feels on Wheels | Highway | | | |
| 524 | 6 Dec 2014 | | Staveley | Dover Soil & Shiggy Pop | Slackbladder | | | |
| 538 | 12 Apr 2015 | | Crook | Slackbladder | Dover Soil | | | |
| 544 | 14 Jun 2015 | | Clapham | Rabbi | Slackbladder | | | |
| 553 | 23 Aug 2015 | | Sedbergh | Lurch & Morticia | Slackbladder | | | |
| 568 | 27 Dec 2015 | | Kirkby Lonsdale | Baldbrick | Twisted | | | |
| 574 | 13 Mar 2016 | | Dent | Lurch & Morticia | Off His Trolley | | | |
| 578 | 22 Apr 2016 | | Tebay | Slackbladder | Off His Trolley | | | |
| 579 | 24 Apr 2016 | | Silverdale | Forever Blowing & Tooth Fairy | Bone Idle | | | |
| 580 | 8 May 2016 | | Underbarrow | Madge & Syd | Darth Vader | | | |
| 584 | 20 Jun 2016 | | Brigsteer | Slackbladder | Bubbles | | | |
| 611 | 11 Feb 2017 | | Sandside | Dover Soil, Nipple Tweaker & Shiggy Pop | Upperskirt | | | |
| 614 | 5 Mar 2017 | | Porches | Madge & Syd | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 615 | 8 Mar 2017 | | Rocha Brava | Madge & Syd | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 616 | 10 Mar 2017 | | Carvoeiro | Madge & Syd | Highway | | | |
| 618 | 26 Mar 2017 | | Lowgill | Upperskirt & Wobbly Hooker | BarrowNil | | | |
| 620 | 11 Apr 2017 | | Bolton-le-Sands | Off His Trolley & White Noise | Darth Vader | | | |
| 624 | 28 May 2017 | | Troutbeck | Highway | Slackbladder | | | |
| 625 | 9 Jun 2017 | | Kendal | Madge & Syd | Slackbladder | | | |
| 626 | 11 Jun 2017 | | Kendal | Clumsy Sod & Slackbladder | Sir Tom Tom | | | |
| 645 | 26 Nov 2017 | | Kendal | Jelly Tot, Loose Elastic, Midget Gem, Smartie & Tarty Totty | Group Sax | | | |
| 646 | 3 Dec 2017 | | Kendal | Clumsy Sod, Cum By & Slackbladder | Fiddler on the Hoof | | | |
| 663 | 27 May 2018 | | Kendal | Simple | No More Cum | | | |
| 667 | 28 Jun 2018 | | Kendal | Clumsy Sod & Slackbladder | Bubbles | | | |
