An OK R*n from Over Kellet by Sir Tom Tom

Oh, The Grand Old Duke of Lancaster

He had ten thousand Hashers,

He marched them up to the top of Over Kellet,

and he marched down to Nether Kellet

And when they were in Over Kellet, they were in Over Kellet,

And when they were in Nether Kellet they were in Nether Kellet

And when they were only half way up they were at the reversed road sign for Nether Kellet.

Oh the Grand Old Duke of Lancaster

He had ten thousand hashers,

And whether we hashed in reverse or not is neither here nor there.

Well done, Sir Tom Tom, for getting us all to the Beer Stop on time, whichever Kellet it was in,

ON ON