I have to confess to being a worthless sinner unworthy of this fine hash as I still owe a write up due to being a lazy ****er.
Here's a list of the 127 r*ns I've been on...
| R*n | Date | Type | Location | Hares | Scribe |  |  |  |
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| 16 | 9 Sep 2001 |  | Arnside Knott | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | No More Cum | | | |
| 18 | 14 Oct 2001 | | Longlands | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Slackbladder | | | |
| 29 | 24 Mar 2002 | | Overton | Atomic Caton & Pick Me Up | Baldcock | | | |
| 36 | 23 Jun 2002 | | Littledale | Slackbladder | Pole Dancer | | | |
| 40 | 28 Jul 2002 | | Slyne | Forever Blowing & Morticia | No More Cum | | | |
| 41 | 11 Aug 2002 | | Low Bentham | Atomic Caton & Pick Me Up | Fowl Scrotum | | | |
| 44 | 8 Sep 2002 | | Staveley | Bubbles & Who's My Mum? | Gonnerear | | | |
| 46 | 22 Sep 2002 | | Galgate | Cum Yak Yak, No More Cum & Slackbladder | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 47 | 13 Oct 2002 | | Scorton | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | | | | |
| 49 | 27 Oct 2002 | | Halton | Pick Me Up & Pole Dancer | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 50 | 9 Nov 2002 |  | Wray | Lurch & Morticia | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 52 | 10 Nov 2002 | | Crook O'Lune | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 54 | 24 Nov 2002 | | Lowgill | Fowl Scrotum & Old Banger | Pudsley | | | |
| 58 | 12 Jan 2003 | | Kingsway | The Accused & The Judge | Antiseptic | | | |
| 61 | 9 Feb 2003 | | Ravenstonedale | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Peeping Tim | | | |
| 62 | 16 Feb 2003 |  | Grizedale Bridge | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 64 | 9 Mar 2003 | | Silverdale | Tooth Fairy | Fugitive Nipple | | | |
| 65 | 18 Mar 2003 | | Carnforth | Fugitive Nipple | Cum Yak Yak | | | |
| 75 | 22 Jun 2003 | | Wray | Fowl Scrotum & Old Banger | The Duke | | | |
| 76 | 12 Jul 2003 | | Duddon Valley | Bubbles & Lurch | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 79 | 10 Aug 2003 | | Kirkby Lonsdale | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Cousin It | | | |
| 80 | 12 Aug 2003 | | Gressingham | Atomic Caton & Odd Glimpse | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 81 | 31 Aug 2003 | | Silverdale | Baldcock | Minor Twat | | | |
| 83 | 14 Sep 2003 | | Lowgill | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | The Accused | | | |
| 85 | 10 Oct 2003 | | Oxenholme | Slackbladder | No More Cum | | | |
| 86 | 12 Oct 2003 | | Sedbergh | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | P-dough | | | |
| 96 | 25 Jan 2004 | | Lyth Valley | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Old Banger | | | |
| 99 | 22 Feb 2004 | | Low Bentham | Old Banger & Pick Me Up | | | | |
| 104 | 11 Apr 2004 | | Slaidburn | Fowl Scrotum & Pudsley | | | | |
| 105 | 25 Apr 2004 | | Cartmel | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 107 | 9 May 2004 | | Witherslack | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | | | | |
| 110 | 11 Jun 2004 | | Brookhouse | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | | | | |
| 111 | 12 Jun 2004 | | Brookhouse | Bubbles & Lurch | | | | |
| 112 | 13 Jun 2004 | | Littledale | Antiseptic, Cyberseptic & Forever Blowing | | | | |
| 113 | 27 Jun 2004 | | Nether Burrow | Off His Trolley & White Noise | | | | |
| 115 | 31 Jul 2004 |  | Lune Valley | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 117 | 29 Aug 2004 | | Silverdale | Tooth Fairy | | | | |
| 119 | 12 Sep 2004 | | Lupton | Bubbles | Bubbles | | | |
| 123 | 24 Oct 2004 | | Crook O'Lune | Cyberseptic & Fugitive Nipple | No More Cum | | | |
| 134 | 13 Feb 2005 | | Longlands | Bedside Manner & Thunder Dick | Morticia | | | |
| 135 | 24 Feb 2005 | | Caton | Atomic Caton & Fur Coat | | | | |
| 136 | 27 Feb 2005 | | Austwick | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 137 | 13 Mar 2005 | | Grange-over-Sands | Bubbles & Peeping Tim | Highway | | | |
| 138 | 25 Mar 2005 | | Middleton | Cum By & Slackbladder | Major Twit | | | |
| 140 | 10 Apr 2005 | | Scorton | Bitter & Twisted | | | | |
| 151 | 21 Jul 2005 | | Yealand Conyers | Baldbrick, Cum Yak Yak & No More Cum | Fugitive Nipple | | | |
| 152 | 24 Jul 2005 | | Casterton | Bubbles | Minor Twat | | | |
| 157 | 18 Sep 2005 | | Wray | Cousin It, Lurch & Morticia | Highway | | | |
| 158 | 25 Sep 2005 | | Yealand Conyers | Cum Yak Yak, Cyberseptic & No More Cum | Minor Twat | | | |
| 162 | 13 Nov 2005 | | Brookhouse | Antiseptic & Forever Blowing | Minor Twat | | | |
| 171 | 15 Jan 2006 | | Hornby | Off His Trolley & White Noise | No Knickers | | | |
| 172 | 22 Jan 2006 | | Thornton-in-Lonsdale | Baldbrick & Upperskirt | | | | |
| 173 | 12 Feb 2006 | | Hutton Roof | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Off His Trolley | | | |
| 178 | 26 Mar 2006 | | Leck | Major Twit & Minor Twat | Dickhead | | | |
| 179 | 9 Apr 2006 | | Staveley | Madge & Syd | Baldbrick | | | |
| 186 | 25 Jun 2006 | | Silverdale | Tooth Fairy | Morticia | | | |
| 188 | 8 Jul 2006 | | Wallowbarrow | Baldbrick & Upperskirt | | | | |
| 190 | 11 Jul 2006 | | Burton-in-Kendal | Bedside Manner & Thunder Dick | Minor Twat | | | |
| 191 | 23 Jul 2006 | | Beacon Fell | Bitter & Twisted | | | | |
| 192 | 9 Aug 2006 | | Littledale | Slackbladder | Bitter | | | |
| 196 | 10 Sep 2006 | | Brigsteer | Lurch & Morticia | Feels on Wheels | | | |
| 197 | 24 Sep 2006 | | Glasson Dock | Approbateur, Feels on Wheels & Pardon | Morticia | | | |
| 198 | 7 Oct 2006 | | Silverdale | Tooth Fairy | Antiseptic | | | |
| 202 | 5 Nov 2006 | | Caton Green | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | | | | |
| 203 | 12 Nov 2006 | | Staveley | Chemical Alley & Highway | Baldbrick | | | |
| 210 | 14 Jan 2007 | | Barrows Green | Cyberseptic & Full Member | Pardon | | | |
| 213 | 11 Feb 2007 | | Oakenclough | Bitter & Twisted | Full Member | | | |
| 214 | 25 Feb 2007 | | Melling | Off His Trolley & White Noise | Antiseptic | | | |
| 234 | 26 Aug 2007 | | Ingleton | Lurch & Morticia | Twisted | | | |
| 237 | 23 Sep 2007 | | Beetham | Cum Yak Yak & No More Cum | Lurch | | | |
| 239 | 14 Oct 2007 | | Troutbeck | Chemical Alley & Highway | Cum Yak Yak | | | |
| 243 | 11 Nov 2007 | | Crooklands | Baldbrick | Upperskirt | | | |
| 249 | 13 Jan 2008 | | Crook | Loose Elastic & Tarty Totty | Full Member | | | |
| 250 | 27 Jan 2008 | | Levens | Baldbrick, Master Baker & Upperskirt | Tooth Fairy | | | |
| 261 | 11 May 2008 | | Pilling | Major Twit, Minor Twat & Slack Haddock | Off His Trolley | | | |
| 262 | 20 May 2008 | | Scorton | Bitter & Twisted | No More Cum | | | |
| 263 | 25 May 2008 | | Staveley | Chemical Alley & Highway | Madge | | | |
| 273 | 16 Aug 2008 | | Gatebeck | Cyberseptic & Full Member | Cum Yak Yak | | | |
| 274 | 24 Aug 2008 | | Galgate | Feels on Wheels & Major Twit | Bitter | | | |
| 275 | 14 Sep 2008 | | Sedbergh | Lurch & Morticia | Upperskirt | | | |
| 278 | 12 Oct 2008 | | Priest Hutton | Cum Yak Yak & No More Cum | | | | |
| 281 | 25 Oct 2008 | | Kirkby Stephen | Full Member & Thunder Dick | White Noise | | | |
| 282 | 26 Oct 2008 | | Kirkby Stephen | Lurch & Morticia | Full Member | | | |
| 292 | 8 Feb 2009 | | Abbeystead | Master Baker & Upperskirt | Thunder Dick | | | |
| 294 | 22 Feb 2009 | | Newton in Bowland | Lurch & Morticia | Full Member | | | |
| 299 | 12 Apr 2009 | | Carnforth | Bedside Manner & Thunder Dick | Baldbrick | | | |
| 300 | 26 Apr 2009 | | Inglewhite | Bitter & Twisted | Thunder Dick | | | |
| 305 | 14 Jun 2009 | | Levens Hall | Tooth Fairy | Highway | | | |
| 324 | 8 Nov 2009 | | Ingleton | Baldbrick | Lurch | | | |
| 334 | 28 Feb 2010 | | Low Bentham | Off His Trolley & White Noise | Lurch | | | |
| 335 | 14 Mar 2010 | | Calder Vale | Major Twit & Minor Twat | Full Member | | | |
| 350 | 11 Jul 2010 | | Hale | Master Baker & Upperskirt | Cum Yak Yak | | | |
| 351 | 25 Jul 2010 | | Witherslack | Bedside Manner, Cotside Manner & Thunder Dick | Lurch | | | |
| 355 | 12 Sep 2010 | | High Newton | Chemical Alley & Highway | Dormouse | | | |
| 356 | 23 Sep 2010 | | Kendal | Feels on Wheels | Sir Tom Tom | | | |
| 358 | 10 Oct 2010 | | Abbeystead | Sax Maniac & Wednesday | No More Cum | | | |
| 359 | 23 Oct 2010 | | Over Kellet | Bubbles & Hash Drunk | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 360 | 24 Oct 2010 | | Wray | Lurch & Morticia | Full Member | | | |
| 374 | 19 Mar 2011 | | The Yealands | Sir Tom Tom | Dormouse | | | |
| 378 | 24 Apr 2011 | | Oxenholme | Chemical Alley & Highway | Antiseptic | | | |
| 381 | 22 May 2011 | | Beacon Fell | Lurch & Morticia | Sir Tom Tom | | | |
| 382 | 12 Jun 2011 | | Inglewhite | Bitter & Twisted | Gold Top | | | |
| 384 | 26 Jun 2011 | | Skelsmergh | Slackbladder | Full Member | | | |
| 396 | 9 Oct 2011 | | Barrows Green | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | White Noise | | | |
| 399 | 28 Oct 2011 | | Ninebanks | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Sir Tom Tom | | | |
| 400 | 29 Oct 2011 | | Ninebanks Bridge | Cyberseptic & Full Member | Highway | | | |
| 401 | 30 Oct 2011 | | Haltwhistle | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Sir Tom Tom | | | |
| 404 | 27 Nov 2011 | | Baines Cragg | Lurch & Morticia | Antiseptic | | | |
| 408 | 8 Jan 2012 | | Silverdale | Sir Tom Tom | Baldbrick | | | |
| 415 | 11 Mar 2012 | | Crook | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | No More Cum | | | |
| 416 | 25 Mar 2012 | | Dolphinholme | Lurch & Morticia | Minor Twat | | | |
| 417 | 6 Apr 2012 | | Troutbeck | Chemical Alley & Highway | Feels on Wheels | | | |
| 421 | 13 May 2012 | | Kirkby Lonsdale | Baldbrick | No More Cum | | | |
| 433 | 26 Aug 2012 | | Quernmore | Major Twit & Minor Twat | Cum Yak Yak | | | |
| 435 | 9 Sep 2012 | | Thornton-in-Lonsdale | Sir Tom Tom | Baldbrick | | | |
| 451 | 27 Jan 2013 | | Scout Scar | Major Twit & Morticia | Highway | | | |
| 456 | 24 Mar 2013 | | High Bentham | Sir Tom Tom | Bitter | | | |
| 463 | 26 May 2013 | | Hornby | Sir Tom Tom | Upperskirt | | | |
| 465 | 23 Jun 2013 | | Cockerham | Fiddler on the Hoof & Off His Trolley | Speedbump | | | |
| 471 | 11 Aug 2013 | | Lowgill | Cum Yak Yak, No More Cum & Shagadelic | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 474 | 8 Sep 2013 | | Lancaster | Baldbrick & Upperskirt | Sir Tom Tom | | | |
| 482 | 10 Nov 2013 | | St Michaels | Major Twit & Twisted | HMS Twiggy | | | |
| 507 | 11 Jul 2014 | | Skipton | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 508 | 12 Jul 2014 | | Skipton | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Lurch | | | |
| 509 | 13 Jul 2014 | | Cononley | Rabbi | Bubbles | | | |
| 511 | 10 Aug 2014 | | Troutbeck | Highway | Morticia | | | |
| 546 | 2 Jul 2015 | | Heysham | No More Cum | Cum Yak Yak | | | |
