I have to confess to being a worthless sinner unworthy of this fine hash as I still owe a write up due to being a lazy ****er.
Here's a list of the 127 r*ns I've been on...
R*n | Date | Type | Location | Hares | Scribe |  |  |  |
16 | 9 Sep 2001 |  | Arnside Knott | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | No More Cum |  | | |
18 | 14 Oct 2001 |  | Longlands | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Slackbladder |  | | |
29 | 24 Mar 2002 |  | Overton | Atomic Caton & Pick Me Up | Baldcock |  | | |
36 | 23 Jun 2002 |  | Littledale | Slackbladder | Pole Dancer |  | | |
40 | 28 Jul 2002 |  | Slyne | Forever Blowing & Morticia | No More Cum |  | | |
41 | 11 Aug 2002 |  | Low Bentham | Atomic Caton & Pick Me Up | Fowl Scrotum |  | | |
44 | 8 Sep 2002 |  | Staveley | Bubbles & Who's My Mum? | Gonnerear |  | | |
46 | 22 Sep 2002 |  | Galgate | Cum Yak Yak, No More Cum & Slackbladder | Hash Drunk |  | | |
47 | 13 Oct 2002 |  | Scorton | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | |  | | |
49 | 27 Oct 2002 |  | Halton | Pick Me Up & Pole Dancer | Forever Blowing |  | | |
50 | 9 Nov 2002 |  | Wray | Lurch & Morticia | Hash Drunk |  | | |
52 | 10 Nov 2002 |  | Crook O'Lune | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Hash Drunk |  | | |
54 | 24 Nov 2002 |  | Lowgill | Fowl Scrotum & Old Banger | Pudsley |  | | |
58 | 12 Jan 2003 |  | Kingsway | The Accused & The Judge | Antiseptic |  | | |
61 | 9 Feb 2003 |  | Ravenstonedale | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Peeping Tim |  | | |
62 | 16 Feb 2003 |  | Grizedale Bridge | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Forever Blowing |  | | |
64 | 9 Mar 2003 |  | Silverdale | Tooth Fairy | Fugitive Nipple |  | | |
65 | 18 Mar 2003 |  | Carnforth | Fugitive Nipple | Cum Yak Yak |  | | |
75 | 22 Jun 2003 |  | Wray | Fowl Scrotum & Old Banger | The Duke |  | | |
76 | 12 Jul 2003 |  | Duddon Valley | Bubbles & Lurch | Forever Blowing |  | | |
79 | 10 Aug 2003 |  | Kirkby Lonsdale | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Cousin It |  | | |
80 | 12 Aug 2003 |  | Gressingham | Atomic Caton & Odd Glimpse | Cyberseptic |  | | |
81 | 31 Aug 2003 |  | Silverdale | Baldcock | Minor Twat |  | | |
83 | 14 Sep 2003 |  | Lowgill | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | The Accused |  | | |
85 | 10 Oct 2003 |  | Oxenholme | Slackbladder | No More Cum |  | | |
86 | 12 Oct 2003 |  | Sedbergh | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | P-dough |  | | |
96 | 25 Jan 2004 |  | Lyth Valley | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Old Banger |  | | |
99 | 22 Feb 2004 |  | Low Bentham | Old Banger & Pick Me Up | |  | | |
104 | 11 Apr 2004 |  | Slaidburn | Fowl Scrotum & Pudsley | | | | |
105 | 25 Apr 2004 |  | Cartmel | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Pick Me Up |  | | |
107 | 9 May 2004 |  | Witherslack | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | |  | | |
110 | 11 Jun 2004 |  | Brookhouse | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | |  | | |
111 | 12 Jun 2004 |  | Brookhouse | Bubbles & Lurch | |  | | |
112 | 13 Jun 2004 |  | Littledale | Antiseptic, Cyberseptic & Forever Blowing | |  | | |
113 | 27 Jun 2004 |  | Nether Burrow | Off His Trolley & White Noise | | | | |
115 | 31 Jul 2004 |  | Lune Valley | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Cyberseptic |  | | |
117 | 29 Aug 2004 |  | Silverdale | Tooth Fairy | |  | | |
119 | 12 Sep 2004 |  | Lupton | Bubbles | Bubbles |  | | |
123 | 24 Oct 2004 |  | Crook O'Lune | Cyberseptic & Fugitive Nipple | No More Cum |  | | |
134 | 13 Feb 2005 |  | Longlands | Bedside Manner & Thunder Dick | Morticia |  | | |
135 | 24 Feb 2005 |  | Caton | Atomic Caton & Fur Coat | |  | | |
136 | 27 Feb 2005 |  | Austwick | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Pick Me Up |  | | |
137 | 13 Mar 2005 |  | Grange-over-Sands | Bubbles & Peeping Tim | Highway |  | | |
138 | 25 Mar 2005 |  | Middleton | Cum By & Slackbladder | Major Twit |  | | |
140 | 10 Apr 2005 |  | Scorton | Bitter & Twisted | |  | | |
151 | 21 Jul 2005 |  | Yealand Conyers | Baldbrick, Cum Yak Yak & No More Cum | Fugitive Nipple |  | | |
152 | 24 Jul 2005 |  | Casterton | Bubbles | Minor Twat |  | | |
157 | 18 Sep 2005 |  | Wray | Cousin It, Lurch & Morticia | Highway |  | | |
158 | 25 Sep 2005 |  | Yealand Conyers | Cum Yak Yak, Cyberseptic & No More Cum | Minor Twat |  | | |
162 | 13 Nov 2005 |  | Brookhouse | Antiseptic & Forever Blowing | Minor Twat |  | | |
171 | 15 Jan 2006 |  | Hornby | Off His Trolley & White Noise | No Knickers |  | | |
172 | 22 Jan 2006 |  | Thornton-in-Lonsdale | Baldbrick & Upperskirt | |  | | |
173 | 12 Feb 2006 |  | Hutton Roof | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Off His Trolley |  | | |
178 | 26 Mar 2006 |  | Leck | Major Twit & Minor Twat | Dickhead |  | | |
179 | 9 Apr 2006 |  | Staveley | Madge & Syd | Baldbrick |  | |  |
186 | 25 Jun 2006 |  | Silverdale | Tooth Fairy | Morticia |  | | |
188 | 8 Jul 2006 |  | Wallowbarrow | Baldbrick & Upperskirt | |  | | |
190 | 11 Jul 2006 |  | Burton-in-Kendal | Bedside Manner & Thunder Dick | Minor Twat |  | | |
191 | 23 Jul 2006 |  | Beacon Fell | Bitter & Twisted | |  | | |
192 | 9 Aug 2006 |  | Littledale | Slackbladder | Bitter |  | | |
196 | 10 Sep 2006 |  | Brigsteer | Lurch & Morticia | Feels on Wheels |  | | |
197 | 24 Sep 2006 |  | Glasson Dock | Approbateur, Feels on Wheels & Pardon | Morticia |  | | |
198 | 7 Oct 2006 |  | Silverdale | Tooth Fairy | Antiseptic |  | | |
202 | 5 Nov 2006 |  | Caton Green | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | |  | | |
203 | 12 Nov 2006 |  | Staveley | Chemical Alley & Highway | Baldbrick |  | | |
210 | 14 Jan 2007 |  | Barrows Green | Cyberseptic & Full Member | Pardon |  | | |
213 | 11 Feb 2007 |  | Oakenclough | Bitter & Twisted | Full Member |  | | |
214 | 25 Feb 2007 |  | Melling | Off His Trolley & White Noise | Antiseptic |  | | |
234 | 26 Aug 2007 |  | Ingleton | Lurch & Morticia | Twisted |  | |  |
237 | 23 Sep 2007 |  | Beetham | Cum Yak Yak & No More Cum | Lurch |  | |  |
239 | 14 Oct 2007 |  | Troutbeck | Chemical Alley & Highway | Cum Yak Yak |  | | |
243 | 11 Nov 2007 |  | Crooklands | Baldbrick | Upperskirt |  | |  |
249 | 13 Jan 2008 |  | Crook | Loose Elastic & Tarty Totty | Full Member |  | | |
250 | 27 Jan 2008 |  | Levens | Baldbrick, Master Baker & Upperskirt | Tooth Fairy |  | | |
261 | 11 May 2008 |  | Pilling | Major Twit, Minor Twat & Slack Haddock | Off His Trolley |  | | |
262 | 20 May 2008 |  | Scorton | Bitter & Twisted | No More Cum |  | | |
263 | 25 May 2008 |  | Staveley | Chemical Alley & Highway | Madge |  | | |
273 | 16 Aug 2008 |  | Gatebeck | Cyberseptic & Full Member | Cum Yak Yak |  | | |
274 | 24 Aug 2008 |  | Galgate | Feels on Wheels & Major Twit | Bitter |  | | |
275 | 14 Sep 2008 |  | Sedbergh | Lurch & Morticia | Upperskirt |  | | |
278 | 12 Oct 2008 |  | Priest Hutton | Cum Yak Yak & No More Cum | |  | | |
281 | 25 Oct 2008 |  | Kirkby Stephen | Full Member & Thunder Dick | White Noise |  | | |
282 | 26 Oct 2008 |  | Kirkby Stephen | Lurch & Morticia | Full Member |  | | |
292 | 8 Feb 2009 |  | Abbeystead | Master Baker & Upperskirt | Thunder Dick |  | | |
294 | 22 Feb 2009 |  | Newton in Bowland | Lurch & Morticia | Full Member |  | |  |
299 | 12 Apr 2009 |  | Carnforth | Bedside Manner & Thunder Dick | Baldbrick |  | | |
300 | 26 Apr 2009 |  | Inglewhite | Bitter & Twisted | Thunder Dick |  | | |
305 | 14 Jun 2009 |  | Levens Hall | Tooth Fairy | Highway |  | | |
324 | 8 Nov 2009 |  | Ingleton | Baldbrick | Lurch |  | | |
334 | 28 Feb 2010 |  | Low Bentham | Off His Trolley & White Noise | Lurch |  | |  |
335 | 14 Mar 2010 |  | Calder Vale | Major Twit & Minor Twat | Full Member |  | |  |
350 | 11 Jul 2010 |  | Hale | Master Baker & Upperskirt | Cum Yak Yak |  | | |
351 | 25 Jul 2010 |  | Witherslack | Bedside Manner, Cotside Manner & Thunder Dick | Lurch |  | | |
355 | 12 Sep 2010 |  | High Newton | Chemical Alley & Highway | Dormouse |  | |  |
356 | 23 Sep 2010 |  | Kendal | Feels on Wheels | Sir Tom Tom |  | | |
358 | 10 Oct 2010 |  | Abbeystead | Sax Maniac & Wednesday | No More Cum |  | |  |
359 | 23 Oct 2010 |  | Over Kellet | Bubbles & Hash Drunk | Pick Me Up |  | |  |
360 | 24 Oct 2010 |  | Wray | Lurch & Morticia | Full Member |  | |  |
374 | 19 Mar 2011 |  | The Yealands | Sir Tom Tom | Dormouse |  | | |
378 | 24 Apr 2011 |  | Oxenholme | Chemical Alley & Highway | Antiseptic |  | | |
381 | 22 May 2011 |  | Beacon Fell | Lurch & Morticia | Sir Tom Tom |  | | |
382 | 12 Jun 2011 |  | Inglewhite | Bitter & Twisted | Gold Top |  | |  |
384 | 26 Jun 2011 |  | Skelsmergh | Slackbladder | Full Member |  | | |
396 | 9 Oct 2011 |  | Barrows Green | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | White Noise |  | | |
399 | 28 Oct 2011 |  | Ninebanks | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Sir Tom Tom |  | | |
400 | 29 Oct 2011 |  | Ninebanks Bridge | Cyberseptic & Full Member | Highway |  | | |
401 | 30 Oct 2011 |  | Haltwhistle | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Sir Tom Tom |  | | |
404 | 27 Nov 2011 |  | Baines Cragg | Lurch & Morticia | Antiseptic |  | | |
408 | 8 Jan 2012 |  | Silverdale | Sir Tom Tom | Baldbrick |  | | |
415 | 11 Mar 2012 |  | Crook | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | No More Cum |  |  | |
416 | 25 Mar 2012 |  | Dolphinholme | Lurch & Morticia | Minor Twat |  |  |  |
417 | 6 Apr 2012 |  | Troutbeck | Chemical Alley & Highway | Feels on Wheels |  |  | |
421 | 13 May 2012 |  | Kirkby Lonsdale | Baldbrick | No More Cum |  | | |
433 | 26 Aug 2012 |  | Quernmore | Major Twit & Minor Twat | Cum Yak Yak | |  |  |
435 | 9 Sep 2012 |  | Thornton-in-Lonsdale | Sir Tom Tom | Baldbrick |  |  | |
451 | 27 Jan 2013 |  | Scout Scar | Major Twit & Morticia | Highway |  |  |  |
456 | 24 Mar 2013 |  | High Bentham | Sir Tom Tom | Bitter |  |  | |
463 | 26 May 2013 |  | Hornby | Sir Tom Tom | Upperskirt |  | | |
465 | 23 Jun 2013 |  | Cockerham | Fiddler on the Hoof & Off His Trolley | Speedbump |  |  | |
471 | 11 Aug 2013 |  | Lowgill | Cum Yak Yak, No More Cum & Shagadelic | Cyberseptic |  |  |  |
474 | 8 Sep 2013 |  | Lancaster | Baldbrick & Upperskirt | Sir Tom Tom |  | | |
482 | 10 Nov 2013 |  | St Michaels | Major Twit & Twisted | HMS Twiggy |  |  |  |
507 | 11 Jul 2014 |  | Skipton | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Cyberseptic |  |  | |
508 | 12 Jul 2014 |  | Skipton | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Lurch |  |  | |
509 | 13 Jul 2014 |  | Cononley | Rabbi | Bubbles |  |  | |
511 | 10 Aug 2014 |  | Troutbeck | Highway | Morticia |  |  | |
546 | 2 Jul 2015 |  | Heysham | No More Cum | Cum Yak Yak |  | | |