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Minor Twat

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I've done a total of 288 r*ns (262 as a hound and 26 as a hare)
First r*n was r*n 74 on Saturday 14th of June 2003
Named "Minor Twat" on r*n 80 on Tuesday 12th of August 2003
First haring experience was r*n 114 on Friday 2nd of July 2004
Last time out was r*n 857 on Saturday 24th of February 2024
I've scribed 24 r*uns

About

I started hashing before I'd fully moved to the area as my "wife to be" had already to moved up here. My main recollection of my first r*n were PIck Me Up's tartan shorts and the amazing countryside around Baines Cragg. Oddly I was named on my second r*n. I guess this was because Major Twit was one r*n ahead of me so it was the occasion of her third r*n and hence her naming.

No More Cum and Slackbladder were officiating (one of them had their '"knob") and asked Twit to tell a bit about herself. "I'm from Llantwit Major" said she. "You'll be named Major Twit" said the RA. Then it was my turn. "You're going to be Minor Twat"!

And so it was and ever will be.

Mismanagement History

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R*n History

1st run 14 Jun 2003
100 runs 8 Jun 2008
200 runs 22 Jan 2017
288 total 24 Feb 2024
R*n ⇅ Date ↑ Type ⇅ Location ⇅ Hares Scribes
114 2 Jul 2004 Full Moon Aughton Baldbrick, Major Twit, Minor Twat & Upperskirt -
141 24 Apr 2005 Full Moon Roeburndale Major Twit & Minor Twat Lurch
153 14 Aug 2005 Daytime Jubilee Tower Dickhead, Major Twit & Minor Twat Twisted
170 8 Jan 2006 Daytime Denny Beck Minor Twat & Morticia Major Twit
178 26 Mar 2006 Daytime Leck Major Twit & Minor Twat Dickhead
187 7 Jul 2006 Weekend Nettleslack Bog Minor Twat -
193 13 Aug 2006 Daytime Barbon Minor Twat & Odd Balls Feels on Wheels
209 3 Jan 2007 Full Moon Garstang Major Twit & Minor Twat -
212 2 Feb 2007 Full Moon Kendal Cum By, Minor Twat & Slackbladder Slackbladder
221 2 May 2007 Full Moon Wray Scarecrows Major Twit & Minor Twat Wednesday
242 28 Oct 2007 Weekend Kettlewell Major Twit & Minor Twat -
261 11 May 2008 Daytime Pilling Major Twit, Minor Twat & Slack Haddock Off His Trolley
289 28 Dec 2008 Daytime Tunstall Major Twit & Minor Twat Twisted
335 14 Mar 2010 Daytime Calder Vale Major Twit & Minor Twat Full Member
373 13 Mar 2011 Daytime Quernmore Major Twit & Minor Twat Forever Blowing
398 23 Oct 2011 Daytime Goosnargh Major Twit & Minor Twat Highway
418 8 Apr 2012 Daytime Melling Major Twit & Minor Twat Highway
433 26 Aug 2012 Daytime Quernmore Major Twit & Minor Twat Cum Yak Yak
438 14 Oct 2012 Daytime Halton Major Twit & Minor Twat Cyberseptic
491 26 Jan 2014 Daytime High Bentham Major Twit & Minor Twat Baldbrick
598 16 Oct 2016 Full Moon Cockerham Major Twit & Minor Twat Darth Vader
641 4 Nov 2017 Full Moon Caton Moor Major Twit & Minor Twat Antiseptic
678 14 Oct 2018 Daytime Lancaster Major Twit & Minor Twat Sir Tom Tom
730 26 Jan 2020 Daytime Giggleswick Minor Twat, Sir Tom Tom & Wears the Soap Whore of the Jungle
740 13 Sep 2020 Daytime Aughton Major Twit & Minor Twat Hard Astern
765 10 Oct 2021 Daytime Jubilee Tower Major Twit & Minor Twat Half Life

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