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Minor Twat

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I've done a total of 288 r*ns (262 as a hound and 26 as a hare)
First r*n was r*n 74 on Saturday 14th of June 2003
Named "Minor Twat" on r*n 80 on Tuesday 12th of August 2003
First haring experience was r*n 114 on Friday 2nd of July 2004
Last time out was r*n 857 on Saturday 24th of February 2024
I've scribed 24 r*uns

About

I started hashing before I'd fully moved to the area as my "wife to be" had already to moved up here. My main recollection of my first r*n were PIck Me Up's tartan shorts and the amazing countryside around Baines Cragg. Oddly I was named on my second r*n. I guess this was because Major Twit was one r*n ahead of me so it was the occasion of her third r*n and hence her naming.

No More Cum and Slackbladder were officiating (one of them had their '"knob") and asked Twit to tell a bit about herself. "I'm from Llantwit Major" said she. "You'll be named Major Twit" said the RA. Then it was my turn. "You're going to be Minor Twat"!

And so it was and ever will be.

Mismanagement History

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2021
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2020
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2019
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2018
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2017
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2016
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2015
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2014
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2012
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2005
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R*n History

1st run 14 Jun 2003
100 runs 8 Jun 2008
200 runs 22 Jan 2017
288 total 24 Feb 2024
R*n ⇅ Date ↓ Type ⇅ Location ⇅ Hares Scribes
842 8 Oct 2023 Daytime Gressingham Forever Blowing Minor Twat
769 24 Oct 2021 Weekend Grizebeck Large Package Minor Twat
755 24 Jun 2021 Full Moon Lancaster Sharp Intake & Special Delivery Minor Twat
719 27 Oct 2019 Daytime Conder Green Fiddler on the Hoof & Sir Tom Tom Minor Twat
718 13 Oct 2019 Daytime Botton Forever Blowing & Major Twit Minor Twat
699 19 Apr 2019 Full Moon High Bentham Fiddler on the Hoof, Morticia & Sir Tom Tom Minor Twat
687 22 Dec 2018 Full Moon Brookhouse Off His Trolley & White Noise Minor Twat
640 22 Oct 2017 Daytime Caton Cyberseptic Minor Twat
637 24 Sep 2017 Daytime Silverdale Tooth Fairy Minor Twat
623 14 May 2017 Daytime Caton to Gressingham Bubbles & Forever Blowing Minor Twat
595 16 Sep 2016 Full Moon Over Kellet Antiseptic & Cyberseptic Minor Twat
569 10 Jan 2016 Daytime Hutton Roof Bubbles & Forever Blowing Minor Twat
525 14 Dec 2014 Daytime Clougha Bubbles & Forever Blowing Minor Twat
462 25 May 2013 Full Moon Cabus Just Janet 459 & Upperskirt Minor Twat
416 25 Mar 2012 Daytime Dolphinholme Lurch & Morticia Minor Twat
369 23 Jan 2011 Daytime Lupton Bedside Manner, Prima Donna & Thunder Dick Minor Twat
257 23 Mar 2008 Daytime Abbeystead Master Baker & Upperskirt Minor Twat
244 24 Nov 2007 Full Moon Lancaster Bubbles & Forever Blowing Minor Twat
199 8 Oct 2006 Daytime Docker Park Farm Off His Trolley & White Noise Minor Twat
190 11 Jul 2006 Full Moon Burton-in-Kendal Bedside Manner & Thunder Dick Minor Twat
162 13 Nov 2005 Daytime Brookhouse Antiseptic & Forever Blowing Minor Twat
158 25 Sep 2005 Daytime Yealand Conyers Cum Yak Yak, Cyberseptic & No More Cum Minor Twat
152 24 Jul 2005 Daytime Casterton Bubbles Minor Twat
81 31 Aug 2003 Daytime Silverdale Baldcock Minor Twat