NMC

No More Cum

I've done a total of 246 r*ns (218 as a hound and 28 as a hare)
First r*n was r*n 2 on Sunday 19th of November 2000
First haring experience was r*n 5 on Sunday 4th of February 2001
Last time out was r*n 948 on Friday 28th of August 2026
I've scribed 23 r*uns

Mismanagement History

2012
Deputy RA
2003
Hash Haberdash
2002
Grand Master Hash Haberdash
2001
Religious Advisor Hash Haberdash
2000
Hash Haberdash

Away R*n Reports

No More Cum Visits Mum in KL 4 May 2009
Solstice Hash On Tour 2008 1 January 2009
No More Cum at InterHash 2006 8 November 2006
Eurohash 2005 19 August 2005

R*n History

1st run 19 Nov 2000
100 runs 5 Nov 2006
200 runs 13 Jul 2014
246 total 28 Aug 2026
R*n ⇅ Date ↑ Type ⇅ Location ⇅ Hares Scribes
2 19 Nov 2000 Daytime Green Ayre Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up Forever Blowing
4 14 Jan 2001 Daytime Wray Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up -
6 25 Mar 2001 Daytime Lancaster City Bubbles & Forever Blowing The Judge
9 27 May 2001 Daytime Heysham Village Slackbladder No More Cum
11 24 Jun 2001 Daytime Hest Bank Hash Drunk & The Confessor Wednesday
13 22 Jul 2001 Daytime Carnforth Lurch & The Judge The Confessor
14 12 Aug 2001 Daytime Conder Green Morticia & Wednesday Forever Blowing
15 29 Aug 2001 Daytime Post House Hotel to Caton Slackbladder & The Confessor Hash Drunk
16 9 Sep 2001 Daytime Arnside Knott Bubbles & Forever Blowing No More Cum
18 14 Oct 2001 Daytime Longlands Antiseptic & Cyberseptic Slackbladder
20 11 Nov 2001 Daytime Beetham Lurch & Morticia Pick Me Up
26 10 Feb 2002 Daytime Warton Antiseptic & Cyberseptic Gimlet
27 24 Feb 2002 Daytime Ingleton Baldcock & P-dough Slackbladder
29 24 Mar 2002 Daytime Overton Atomic Caton & Pick Me Up Baldcock
35 9 Jun 2002 Daytime Over Kellet Antiseptic, Cyberseptic & Gossamer Who's My Mum
36 23 Jun 2002 Daytime Littledale Slackbladder Pole Dancer
39 24 Jul 2002 Full Moon Capernwray Bubbles & Who's My Mum Slackbladder
40 28 Jul 2002 Daytime Slyne Forever Blowing & Morticia No More Cum
41 11 Aug 2002 Daytime Low Bentham Atomic Caton & Pick Me Up Fowl Scrotum
44 8 Sep 2002 Daytime Staveley Bubbles & Who's My Mum Gonnerear
45 21 Sep 2002 Full Moon Hest Bank Hash Drunk & Lurch No More Cum
47 13 Oct 2002 Daytime Scorton Antiseptic & Cyberseptic -
48 20 Oct 2002 Daytime Lancaster Bubbles & Forever Blowing The Judge
49 27 Oct 2002 Daytime Halton Pick Me Up & Pole Dancer Forever Blowing
50 8 Nov 2002 Weekend Lancaster Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up Hash Drunk
51 9 Nov 2002 Weekend Wray Lurch & Morticia Hash Drunk
52 10 Nov 2002 Weekend Crook O'Lune Bubbles & Forever Blowing Hash Drunk
53 20 Nov 2002 Full Moon Bare Baldcock & Muff Diver Hash Drunk
54 24 Nov 2002 Daytime Lowgill Fowl Scrotum & Old Banger Pudsley
58 12 Jan 2003 Daytime Kingsway The Accused & The Judge Antiseptic
60 26 Jan 2003 Daytime Sizergh Lurch & Morticia Tooth Fairy
61 9 Feb 2003 Daytime Ravenstonedale Antiseptic & Cyberseptic Peeping Tim
62 16 Feb 2003 Full Moon Grizedale Bridge Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up Forever Blowing
64 9 Mar 2003 Daytime Silverdale Tooth Fairy Fugitive Nipple
65 18 Mar 2003 Full Moon Carnforth Fugitive Nipple Cum Yak Yak
75 22 Jun 2003 Daytime Wray Fowl Scrotum & Old Banger The Duke
76 12 Jul 2003 Weekend Duddon Valley Bubbles & Lurch Forever Blowing
79 10 Aug 2003 Daytime Kirkby Lonsdale Bubbles & Forever Blowing Cousin It
80 12 Aug 2003 Full Moon Gressingham Atomic Caton & Odd Glimpse Cyberseptic
81 31 Aug 2003 Daytime Silverdale Baldcock Minor Twat
83 14 Sep 2003 Daytime Lowgill Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up The Accused
85 10 Oct 2003 Full Moon Oxenholme Slackbladder No More Cum
86 12 Oct 2003 Daytime Sedbergh Antiseptic & Cyberseptic P-dough
96 25 Jan 2004 Daytime Lyth Valley Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up Old Banger
99 22 Feb 2004 Daytime Low Bentham Old Banger & Pick Me Up -
104 11 Apr 2004 Daytime Slaidburn Fowl Scrotum & Pudsley -
105 25 Apr 2004 Daytime Cartmel Bubbles & Forever Blowing Pick Me Up
109 3 Jun 2004 Full Moon Thurnham Mill Cyberseptic & Upperskirt -
110 11 Jun 2004 Weekend Brookhouse Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up -
111 12 Jun 2004 Weekend Brookhouse Bubbles & Lurch -
112 13 Jun 2004 Weekend Littledale Antiseptic, Cyberseptic & Forever Blowing -
113 27 Jun 2004 Daytime Nether Burrow Off His Trolley & White Noise -
115 31 Jul 2004 Blue Moon Lune Valley Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up Cyberseptic
117 29 Aug 2004 Daytime Silverdale Tooth Fairy -
119 12 Sep 2004 Daytime Lupton Bubbles Bubbles
123 24 Oct 2004 Daytime Crook O'Lune Cyberseptic & Fugitive Nipple No More Cum
125 14 Nov 2004 Daytime Abbeystead Atomic Caton & Fugitive Nipple Major Twit
134 13 Feb 2005 Daytime Longlands Bedside Manner & Thunder Dick Morticia
135 24 Feb 2005 Full Moon Caton Atomic Caton & Fur Coat -
136 27 Feb 2005 Daytime Austwick Antiseptic & Cyberseptic Pick Me Up
137 13 Mar 2005 Daytime Grange-over-Sands Bubbles & Peeping Tim Highway
138 25 Mar 2005 Full Moon Middleton Cum By & Slackbladder Major Twit
140 10 Apr 2005 Daytime Scorton Bitter & Twisted -
145 12 Jun 2005 Daytime Arnside Blackhead & Tripod No More Cum
147 26 Jun 2005 Daytime Windermere Cyberseptic & Highway Upperskirt
152 24 Jul 2005 Daytime Casterton Bubbles Minor Twat
157 18 Sep 2005 Full Moon Wray Cousin It, Lurch & Morticia Highway
159 9 Oct 2005 Daytime Sowerby Bitter & Twisted Fur Coat
162 13 Nov 2005 Daytime Brookhouse Antiseptic & Forever Blowing Minor Twat
171 15 Jan 2006 Full Moon Hornby Off His Trolley & White Noise No Knickers
172 22 Jan 2006 Daytime Thornton-in-Lonsdale Baldbrick & Upperskirt -
173 12 Feb 2006 Daytime Hutton Roof Bubbles & Forever Blowing Off His Trolley
178 26 Mar 2006 Daytime Leck Major Twit & Minor Twat Dickhead
179 9 Apr 2006 Daytime Staveley Madge & Syd Baldbrick
186 25 Jun 2006 Daytime Silverdale Tooth Fairy Morticia
188 8 Jul 2006 Weekend Wallowbarrow Baldbrick & Upperskirt -
190 11 Jul 2006 Full Moon Burton-in-Kendal Bedside Manner & Thunder Dick Minor Twat
191 23 Jul 2006 Daytime Beacon Fell Bitter & Twisted -
192 9 Aug 2006 Full Moon Littledale Slackbladder Bitter
194 27 Aug 2006 Daytime Sowerby Bitter & Twisted No More Cum
196 10 Sep 2006 Daytime Brigsteer Lurch & Morticia Feels on Wheels
197 24 Sep 2006 Daytime Glasson Dock Approbateur, Feels on Wheels & Pardon Morticia
198 7 Oct 2006 Full Moon Silverdale Tooth Fairy Antiseptic
202 5 Nov 2006 Full Moon Caton Green Bubbles & Forever Blowing -
203 12 Nov 2006 Daytime Staveley Chemical Alley & Highway Baldbrick
210 14 Jan 2007 Daytime Barrows Green Cyberseptic & Full Member Pardon
213 11 Feb 2007 Daytime Oakenclough Bitter & Twisted Full Member
214 25 Feb 2007 Daytime Melling Off His Trolley & White Noise Antiseptic
223 27 May 2007 Daytime Hale Master Baker & Upperskirt Pondlife
224 1 Jun 2007 Full Moon Barrows Green Slackbladder No More Cum
234 26 Aug 2007 Daytime Ingleton Lurch & Morticia Twisted
239 14 Oct 2007 Daytime Troutbeck Chemical Alley & Highway Cum Yak Yak
243 11 Nov 2007 Daytime Crooklands Baldbrick Upperskirt
249 13 Jan 2008 Daytime Crook Loose Elastic & Tarty Totty Full Member
250 27 Jan 2008 Daytime Levens Baldbrick, Master Baker & Upperskirt Tooth Fairy
261 11 May 2008 Daytime Pilling Major Twit, Minor Twat & Slack Haddock Off His Trolley
262 20 May 2008 Full Moon Scorton Bitter & Twisted No More Cum
263 25 May 2008 Daytime Staveley Chemical Alley & Highway Madge
273 16 Aug 2008 Full Moon Gatebeck Cyberseptic & Full Member Cum Yak Yak
274 24 Aug 2008 Daytime Galgate Feels on Wheels & Major Twit Bitter
275 14 Sep 2008 Daytime Sedbergh Lurch & Morticia Upperskirt
276 15 Sep 2008 Full Moon Heysham Antiseptic No More Cum
281 25 Oct 2008 Weekend Kirkby Stephen Full Member & Thunder Dick White Noise
282 26 Oct 2008 Weekend Kirkby Stephen Lurch & Morticia Full Member
292 8 Feb 2009 Daytime Abbeystead Master Baker & Upperskirt Thunder Dick
294 22 Feb 2009 Daytime Newton in Bowland Lurch & Morticia Full Member
299 12 Apr 2009 Daytime Carnforth Bedside Manner & Thunder Dick Baldbrick
300 26 Apr 2009 Daytime Inglewhite Bitter & Twisted Thunder Dick
303 24 May 2009 Daytime Nateby Full Member Morticia
304 7 Jun 2009 Full Moon Garstang Master Baker & Upperskirt Twisted
305 14 Jun 2009 Daytime Levens Hall Tooth Fairy Highway
315 4 Sep 2009 Full Moon Hornby Sir Tom Tom Highway
317 27 Sep 2009 Daytime Bentham Sir Tom Tom -
318 4 Oct 2009 Full Moon Elterwater Thunder Dick No More Cum
324 8 Nov 2009 Daytime Ingleton Baldbrick Lurch
326 2 Dec 2009 Full Moon Ingleton Sir Tom Tom Feels on Wheels
331 24 Jan 2010 Daytime Brookhouse Baldbrick Slack Haddock
334 28 Feb 2010 Full Moon Low Bentham Off His Trolley & White Noise Lurch
335 14 Mar 2010 Daytime Calder Vale Major Twit & Minor Twat Full Member
343 27 May 2010 Full Moon Thornton-in-Lonsdale Sir Tom Tom No More Cum
350 11 Jul 2010 Daytime Hale Master Baker & Upperskirt Cum Yak Yak
351 25 Jul 2010 Daytime Witherslack Bedside Manner, Prima Donna & Thunder Dick Lurch
355 12 Sep 2010 Daytime High Newton Chemical Alley & Highway Dormouse
356 23 Sep 2010 Full Moon Kendal Feels on Wheels Sir Tom Tom
358 10 Oct 2010 Daytime Abbeystead Sax Maniac & Wednesday No More Cum
359 23 Oct 2010 Full Moon Over Kellet Bubbles & Hash Drunk Pick Me Up
360 24 Oct 2010 Daytime Wray Lurch & Morticia Full Member
372 27 Feb 2011 Daytime Hornby Off His Trolley & White Noise Sir Tom Tom
374 19 Mar 2011 Full Moon The Yealands Sir Tom Tom Dormouse
378 24 Apr 2011 Daytime Oxenholme Chemical Alley & Highway Antiseptic
381 22 May 2011 Daytime Beacon Fell Lurch & Morticia Sir Tom Tom
382 12 Jun 2011 Daytime Inglewhite Bitter & Twisted Gold Top
384 26 Jun 2011 Daytime Skelsmergh Slackbladder Full Member
391 14 Aug 2011 Daytime Kendal Baldbrick No More Cum
393 11 Sep 2011 Daytime Ings Highway No More Cum
395 25 Sep 2011 Daytime Witherslack Full Fat & Gold Top Sir Tom Tom
396 9 Oct 2011 Daytime Barrows Green Bubbles & Forever Blowing White Noise
399 28 Oct 2011 Weekend Ninebanks Antiseptic & Cyberseptic Sir Tom Tom
400 29 Oct 2011 Weekend Ninebanks Bridge Cyberseptic & Full Member Highway
401 30 Oct 2011 Weekend Haltwhistle Bubbles & Forever Blowing Sir Tom Tom
404 27 Nov 2011 Daytime Baines Cragg Lurch & Morticia Antiseptic
408 8 Jan 2012 Daytime Silverdale Sir Tom Tom Baldbrick
411 7 Feb 2012 Full Moon High Bentham Sir Tom Tom Lurch
413 26 Feb 2012 Daytime Haverthwaite Dormouse & Speedbump Cyberseptic
415 11 Mar 2012 Daytime Crook Antiseptic & Cyberseptic No More Cum
416 25 Mar 2012 Daytime Dolphinholme Lurch & Morticia Minor Twat
417 6 Apr 2012 Full Moon Troutbeck Chemical Alley & Highway Feels on Wheels
419 22 Apr 2012 Daytime Lowgill Bubbles & Forever Blowing White Noise
420 6 May 2012 Full Moon Low Bentham Sir Tom Tom Pudsley
421 13 May 2012 Daytime Kirkby Lonsdale Baldbrick No More Cum
422 27 May 2012 Daytime Beacon Fell Bitter & Twisted Feels on Wheels
433 26 Aug 2012 Daytime Quernmore Major Twit & Minor Twat Cum Yak Yak
435 9 Sep 2012 Daytime Thornton-in-Lonsdale Sir Tom Tom Baldbrick
442 29 Oct 2012 Full Moon Scorton Stinkerbell No More Cum
443 11 Nov 2012 Daytime Caton Moor Baldbrick & Upperskirt Sir Tom Tom
450 13 Jan 2013 Daytime Chapel-le-Dale Bubbles & Forever Blowing Antiseptic
451 27 Jan 2013 Full Moon Scout Scar Major Twit & Morticia Highway
456 24 Mar 2013 Daytime High Bentham Sir Tom Tom Bitter
460 28 Apr 2013 Daytime Galgate Baldbrick Sir Tom Tom
461 12 May 2013 Daytime Lancaster Major Twit & Slack Haddock Highway
463 26 May 2013 Daytime Hornby Sir Tom Tom Upperskirt
465 23 Jun 2013 Full Moon Cockerham Fiddler on the Hoof & Off His Trolley Speedbump
474 8 Sep 2013 Daytime Lancaster Baldbrick & Upperskirt Sir Tom Tom
478 19 Oct 2013 Full Moon Caton & Brookhouse Bubbles & Forever Blowing Lurch
482 10 Nov 2013 Daytime St Michaels Major Twit & Twisted HMS Twiggy
490 16 Jan 2014 Full Moon Kendal Slackbladder Sir Tom Tom
492 9 Feb 2014 Daytime Sizergh Loose Elastic & Tarty Totty Twisted
494 23 Feb 2014 Daytime Witherslack Atomic Caton & Slack Haddock Slackbladder
496 16 Mar 2014 Full Moon Silverdale Darth Vader & Morticia No More Cum
503 25 May 2014 Daytime Bolton-le-Sands Fit Fanny & HMS Twiggy The Pat Controller
505 13 Jun 2014 Full Moon Low Bentham Sir Tom Tom Fiddler on the Hoof
506 22 Jun 2014 Daytime Barrows Green Loose Elastic & Tarty Totty Highway
507 11 Jul 2014 Weekend Skipton Bubbles & Forever Blowing Cyberseptic
508 12 Jul 2014 Weekend Skipton Bubbles & Forever Blowing Lurch
509 13 Jul 2014 Weekend Cononley Rabbi Bubbles
511 10 Aug 2014 Full Moon Troutbeck Highway Morticia
515 28 Sep 2014 Daytime Lancaster Baldbrick Twisted
517 12 Oct 2014 Daytime Field Broughton Bubbles & Forever Blowing Helmet Polisher
541 10 May 2015 Daytime High Bentham Fiddler on the Hoof & Sir Tom Tom Shiggy Pop
543 2 Jun 2015 Full Moon Warton Fiddler on the Hoof & Sir Tom Tom Morticia
544 14 Jun 2015 Daytime Clapham Rabbi Slackbladder
547 10 Jul 2015 Weekend Hesket Newmarket Bubbles & Forever Blowing Cyberseptic
548 11 Jul 2015 Weekend Hesket Newmarket Antiseptic & Cyberseptic Upperskirt
549 12 Jul 2015 Weekend Caldbeck Dormouse & Speedbump Antiseptic
551 31 Jul 2015 Blue Moon Caton Green Bubbles & Forever Blowing Cyberseptic
552 9 Aug 2015 Daytime Longlands Anoraksia & Helmet Polisher Highway
553 23 Aug 2015 Daytime Sedbergh Lurch & Morticia Slackbladder
555 13 Sep 2015 Daytime Burton-in-Kendal Antiseptic & Cyberseptic Tooth Fairy
590 24 Jul 2016 Daytime Thornton in Lonsdale Sir Tom Tom Twisted
591 14 Aug 2016 Daytime Sandside Loose Elastic & Tarty Totty No More Cum
592 18 Aug 2016 Full Moon Low Bentham Upperskirt & Wobbly Hooker Bone Idle
593 28 Aug 2016 Daytime Galgate Baldbrick Antiseptic
596 25 Sep 2016 Daytime Bouth Sir Tom Tom Tightarse
597 9 Oct 2016 Daytime Hest Bank Off His Trolley & White Noise Group Sax
663 27 May 2018 Daytime Kendal Simple No More Cum
664 29 May 2018 Full Moon Garstang Bitter & Twisted Sperminator
665 10 Jun 2018 Daytime Austwick Lurch & Morticia Highway
671 22 Jul 2018 Daytime Hest Bank Cyberseptic Twisted
674 26 Aug 2018 Daytime Over Kellet Sir Tom Tom Highway
676 23 Sep 2018 Daytime Halton Baldbrick & Belle Forever Blowing
677 25 Sep 2018 Full Moon Bolton-le-Sands Off His Trolley & White Noise -
678 14 Oct 2018 Daytime Lancaster Major Twit & Minor Twat Sir Tom Tom
761 22 Aug 2021 Daytime Sizergh Hard Astern & Ready About Lurch
762 12 Sep 2021 Daytime Beetham Antiseptic & Cyberseptic White Noise
764 26 Sep 2021 Daytime Orton Racey Miss & Willy Wonky Large Package
829 4 Jun 2023 Full Moon Tewitfield Exhibitionist & Glassy Lady Lurch
834 23 Jul 2023 Daytime Lindale Hard Astern & Ready About Body Language
842 8 Oct 2023 Daytime Gressingham Forever Blowing Minor Twat
843 22 Oct 2023 Daytime Melling Exhibitionist & Glassy Lady Lurch
865 12 May 2024 Daytime Caton Major Twit & Upperskirt Fiddler on the Hoof
874 11 Aug 2024 Daytime Leasgill Chapped Lips & Late Cummer Morticia
908 27 Jul 2025 Daytime Eldroth First Class Stomp & Large Package Fiddler on the Hoof
910 10 Aug 2025 Daytime Low Bentham Baldbrick Neighbourlee
913 14 Sep 2025 Daytime Lancaster Baldbrick & Sir Tom Tom Large Package
944 26 Jul 2026 Daytime Milnthorpe Bedtime Stories, Big Fish, Spare Bed & Spare Rib Big Instrument
946 9 Aug 2026 Daytime Gressingham Sir Tom Tom Large Package
947 23 Aug 2026 Daytime Kirkby Lonsdale Bedtime Stories, Big Fish, Spare Bed & Spare Rib Lurch
948 28 Aug 2026 Full Moon Galgate Sir Tom Tom No More Cum

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